Ron Burgundy's Profile
- I like scotch, my dog Baxter, my news team, cookin' up some Ham 'n Eggs with my smooth jazz flute playing, a little Afternoon Delight, and of course, reading the hell out of the news.
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I was in jail once. You keep your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious cockfight.
No one wants to hear the news anymore. It's the same every day. I need a bailout. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
12: lol are you bragging?
The Channel Four News Team is hiring. Brick succumbed to the sweet embrace of Darkness Everlasting after he jumped off the Channel Four News Building. He thought he saw a quarter on the sidewalk. It was only a nickel. WHYYYYY?!
Brick's shoes will be hard to fill. You must be: (1) mentally retarded, and (2) willing to kill a man with a trident. Who am I kidding? You're all qualified.
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
I'll fight anyone from Texas. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for them, right here.
They are smelly pirate hookers, and I will punch them square in the ovary.
They're just women with small brains. With brains a third the size of us. It's science.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I once deferred from eating a thick, juicy steak.
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am a WILDMAN.
Ron Burgundy here. Ladies: I like scotch, my dog Baxter, a little afternoon delight, playing a little jazz flute, and reading the hell out of the news.
I've said it before and I'll say it again -- you are a dirty, smelly pirate hooker.
To be fair, Mayer Brown isn't exactly known for its IP group. However, patent litigation is definitely not safe, as has been seen by the dismal happenings at some IP firms.
Well done.
That is a great first story. Compelling, and rich.
I'm Ron Burgundy, and I know how to link directly to a video.
Although I would have asked you far superior questions, such as, "How many donut holes *can* you eat in 12 minutes?" and "Have you had sex with Kashmir? No? Can I have her number?", you did a bang-up job, Elie.
It's people! Soylent White is made of people! Oh, they're just associates? Never mind.
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