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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch: July's Couple of the Month" Wednesday, August 20, 2008 3:45 PM

@5 was indeed a South Park reference.

Cass Sunstein and Samantha Power make me a sad panda.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Summer Associate of the Day: The Cradle Robber" Wednesday, August 20, 2008 3:48 PM

Sleeping the women who are above the age of consent in your jurisdiction makes me a sad panda.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Summer Associate of the Day: The Cradle Robber" Wednesday, August 20, 2008 4:12 PM

@35 -- Don't nail 18/19 year olds. You must explain to them why sex is wrong and that any mention of sex not in the context of a sexual harassment warning, is sexual harassment.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Summer Associate of the Day: The Cradle Robber" Wednesday, August 20, 2008 6:41 PM

The sexual harassment panda would totally hit it with a college freshman.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Adventures in Law Advertising: Monster-in-Law" Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:05 PM

@22 what the hell are you talking about?

Name one state where it is unethical to advertise that getting a divorce means you don't have to talk to a bitchy geriatric harridan.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Lawyers of the Day: Lithuanian Pentathletes" Thursday, August 21, 2008 3:35 PM

Lithuanian penathelets. Yeah I'd hit that.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Fall Recruiting Open Thread: No Offer, No Cry
(Or: An open thread for dishing about no-offers.)"
Friday, August 22, 2008 4:12 PM

@28 - you are a terrible Frat Stud. You make me cry.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Should Wearing Short Shorts Be A Crime?" Friday, August 22, 2008 5:13 PM

What authority do judges have to regulate dress in their courtooms? Is there a statute? Can the court tell you that anything but a navy blue suit is contempt? It seems completely arbitrary.

I wear a panda suit to court and it's never been a problem.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Drunken Hicks Pose No Credible Threat" Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:22 PM

It was a good post.

People that make fun of Elie make me a sad panda.

-Sexual Harassment Panda

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Cleary Associate Fought for Lost Cause in Penn" Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:42 PM

sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Cleary Associate Fought for Lost Cause in Penn" Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:43 PM

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Cleary Associate Fought for Lost Cause in Penn" Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:43 PM

sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Cleary Associate Fought for Lost Cause in Penn" Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:43 PM

sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth.

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Posted by Sexual Harassment Panda in "Cleary Associate Fought for Lost Cause in Penn" Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:43 PM

sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth