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Posted by Shtick Guy in "New York Law School: 2 Girls 1 Dress" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 4:21 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
PE: "This is not a peer firm"
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.05.09" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:42 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
PE: "This is not a peer firm"
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Tragic News From Simpson Thacher" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 6:14 PM

No shtick. This is very sad.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Musical Chairs: Judge Michael McConnell to step down and go to Stanford" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 7:10 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.

Possibly no Partner Emeritus, however, after his jackass post earlier.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Tragic News From Simpson Thacher" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 8:56 PM

141 for the win.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Tragic News From Simpson Thacher" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 11:26 PM

Ah, PE, gone but not forgotten, ever, for his most douchetastic posting that is the worst posting ever in the history of posts.

ATL: remember when you do your "best commenter" awards at the end of the year to flame this motherfucker as he deserves.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Commencement Speakers I'd Be Too Hungover to Listen To" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 12:40 PM

A noticeable lack of shtick today. Although "1" has already breached a couple of categories. Impressive.

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poems.
PE (permanently choking on foot in mouth)
Anything > Latham

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Thompson & Knight Lays Off 42 People" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:24 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick.
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (still choking on foot in mouth)
Anything > Latham

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Salary Cut Watch: Gardere Wynne Cuts Salaries that 'Just Do Not Make Sense'" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:49 PM

PE: You have offended a clown.

You suck.

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.06.09" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 5:34 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poem.
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (foot inserted in mouth after being in rear)
Anything > Latham
Your spelling/grammar sucks.
FAIL

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Open Thread: 2010 U.S. News Law School Rankings (77 - 100)" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 6:19 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poem.
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (foot inserted in mouth after being in rear)
Anything > Latham
Your spelling/grammar sucks.
FAIL

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Supreme Speculation" Thursday, May 7, 2009 10:03 AM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poem.
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (foot inserted in mouth after being in rear)
Anything > Latham
Your spelling/grammar sucks.
FAIL

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.07.09" Thursday, May 7, 2009 5:15 PM

Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Fire Elie, Elis is fat, Elie is ...
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poem.
NY to 190!
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (foot inserted in mouth after being in rear)
Anything > Latham
Your spelling/grammar sucks.
FAIL

Posted by Shtick Guy in "Morning Docket 5.08.09" Friday, May 8, 2009 9:21 AM


Section 90 Promissory Estoppel
The ship be sinking
The dow is up/down
First! Oh, wait, damn. Pretzels...
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Pounding something in the ass.
3500 sq ft, wife, etc.
Nervous. T10.
Fire Elie, Elis is fat, Elie is ...
Guys at my high school used to . . .
Asslobster.
TTT
Quinn remains.
Limerick/poem.
NY to 190!
Dealbreaker ad blows. No it doesn't. Yes, it does.
PE (foot inserted in mouth after being in rear)
Anything > Latham
Your spelling/grammar sucks.
Wah wah wah shtick guy die.
FAIL