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  • Overly frustrated financial professional (non-lawyer, but with a keen interest in legal matters)

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Posted by StillNoCouch in "Opening Bell: 02.10.09" Tuesday, February 10, 2009 9:30 AM

@25 Good point !

Wouldn't it be more efficient to change-up ... "Six Degrees from Bernie" ? More to the point and more winners/loosers.

(Gives "Weekend at Bernie's" references a time-out)

Posted by StillNoCouch in ""GS...Which Should Change Its Name To BS"" Friday, February 13, 2009 11:45 AM

Getting close ... and it's down to the wire ...

Posted by StillNoCouch in ""GS...Which Should Change Its Name To BS"" Friday, February 13, 2009 11:46 AM

@1 The Charlie Cursing on air by March 1st bet.

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Caption Contest Tuesday: Sticky Wickets" Tuesday, February 17, 2009 2:49 PM

"Can you believe that Madoff guy ! I mean, the dude's got balls !"

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Sir Stanford MIA" Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:28 AM

We know that Bernie can't leave, but can he have house guests ?

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Doomed!" Monday, March 2, 2009 11:03 AM

7130

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Wachovia Doesn't Want You To Know About Any (Future) Instances Of Employees Eating Cat Food" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:55 PM

Go get 'em, Bess !

(What's next ? Wachovia cat-nip on eBay ?)

@6 ... Totally true. (Stands and applauds)

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Guess The Close" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:05 PM

10 minutes before the bell ?

Come on !

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Bernie Madoff To Go To Prison For 150 Years?" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:58 PM

Nah ... it was only coincidence that she yanked out $10MM the before he was arrested.

She's the Sergeant Schultz in this whole mess ... "I see nothzing ... Nothzing !"

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Dealbreaker Afterdark: Bernie Marked-To-Market Edition" Saturday, March 14, 2009 7:51 AM


(Singing)

"Bernie and Bubba, Cell Block D, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" !

____________

$823MM my happy ass ! (or his sore one)

Posted by StillNoCouch in "What Should We Rename AIG?" Friday, March 20, 2009 2:52 AM

iSuck

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Caption Contest Monday" Monday, March 23, 2009 7:01 PM

"Keep smiling, Mr. President. The check won't clear until next Tuesday and by then we might have a plan."

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Quinn Emanuel Associate Has Reservations About 'Redskin' Victory" Tuesday, May 19, 2009 3:07 PM

i don't know ( i kinda (sorta (in a way))) liked this (kid).

;-)


ROFLMAO !!!

The door has already hit his/her ass on the way out.

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Fight Night: Pandit v. Bair" Saturday, June 6, 2009 6:23 PM

There are certain facts that must be accepted, if not understood for the total gravity of them.

1. Bears shit in the woods.

2. C can't survive w/o V (I mean, purely for the entertainment aspects, of course).

Seriously ... Dude's done way better than most at weathering this storm ... I've gotta give him some love/respect for that.

(No assholes ... I actually DO have a job)

Posted by StillNoCouch in "How Bernie's Lawyer Came Up With The Idea To Pitch A 12-Year Sentence" Wednesday, June 24, 2009 8:59 AM

Didn't we learn anything from the first OJ trial ?

I think they should just release Bernie immediately.

The optimal solution, would be to hold a press conference, wherein the Judge announces that Bernard Madoff will be released at 3:10pm at the corner of ____ and _____.

... something tells me that the problem would be solved at far less cost to the taxpayer and the vast majority of people would have an overwhelming sense of satisfaction with the outcome.

(( cue's up memories of the irony associated with Jeffery Damnmer being beaten to death with a plunger by a guy named Jesus in dread-locks ))

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Will Someone Please Reach Out And Touch Vikram Pandit?" Saturday, June 27, 2009 3:02 AM

RE: New to FaceBook ?

FR sent.

Vickie --

I'm assuming that you haven't been 'pink-slipped' by FB (or others) yet, so please accept my friend suggestions. They're the best Mafia crew you can find and way better than those level 150 or less idiots you're roaming around with.

Don Vik, my Mafia Wars name is Don Cunilingus, but you've probably heard of me simply as 'SNC'.

I have a MAFIA WARS crew of over 4,800 ... a 7:1 fight ratio, 423 Casino's and 177 Stamina.

My A/D/H/E are 390/412/320/827 and my Top Mafia's bonuses are 11/11/11/11/11/15/15 (maxed out).

Join my mafia and I can help defend you from the kind of abuse that Annita Man was dolling out on you.

( this is a Mafia Wars invite only )

P.S.

Did you need any weapons, cards, ties or any of that other bullshit you guys collect ? I have lots of all of that crap if you need it.

I hope you level-up soon.

-- Alan

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Ruth Madoff Hiding Out On Long Island?" Friday, July 10, 2009 1:41 AM

I think enough is enough.

Did she know ? Surely.

Will she be eventually charged ? Surely.

Will she do time ? Surely.

But, have some modicum of decency here.

I'm not crying in a bed-sheet with mascara running down my face for her, but have some decency.

Posting what (for the more computer literate among us) equates to an address ... based on a rumor is inexcusable.

Dare I ask, what if your information is wrong ? Off by one number ? You bring holy-hell down on someone you've never met and likely do a significant amount of damage to them.

I think it's irresponsible and shameful.

I loves me some 'Bess' ... but this went too far.

It's not funny. It's not witty.

It's phucking dangerous.

P.S.

@Bess: Would you like me to post a map to your home? I think you've overstepped the bounds of reason here ... you appear to have dodgy information, yet are unwittingly targeting folks at random. Even though you didn't post the address, per se ... it doesn't take long for some of us to find it.

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Prison Expert: Madoff's Fellow Inmates Are Probably Going To Rile Him Up With Trash Talk About Ruth's Rockin' Ass" Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:53 PM

All these educated, professional readers ...

... and the witty banter from the commentards who think they're funny.

... Geezus

I'll be getting my coat now ... (it's the one without the pink-slip in the pocket).

Posted by StillNoCouch in "The Roman Polanski Prosecution: Keep On Keeping On, or Drop It Like It's Hot?" Monday, September 28, 2009 2:55 PM

Nobody should be able to get away with fleeing justice. Even a minor speeding ticket, if the judge bangs the gavel and says pay-up, you have to pay up. Ignoring the ruling is a crime more serious than the speeding ticket.

Regardless of the time since the crime or the victim's desires, the fact of the matter is that he fled and he should be punished for doing so. If he is not, why have verdicts in the first place ?

Posted by StillNoCouch in "Hedge Fund May Have Hired Prostitutes But They Were Highly Qualified Prostitutes" Wednesday, November 11, 2009 9:10 AM

I would not only hire her, I'd give her the pearl necklace too.

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