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Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Goodwin Procter Announces Layoffs" Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:31 PM

AH HELL DAMN NO SON

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Holland & Knight" Thursday, February 12, 2009 1:51 PM

HEY ALL YOU FANCY ASSOCIATES AT H&K LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDERS: DTA YA SONOFABITCH!! THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: DLA Piper Lays Off 180" Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:06 PM

DLA? MORE LIKE DTA!! DON'T TRUST ANYONE YA SONOFABITCH!!

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "Hidey Ho, Winslows" Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:52 AM

AW HELL DAMN NO SON

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Lexis Parties Like It's 2008" Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:58 AM

AUSTIN 3:16 SEZ YOUR ASS GOT SCREWED LEXIS!!

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "University of Chicago Law School Dean To Step Down" Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:54 AM

LEVMORE YOUR ASS GOT THE STONE COLD STUNNER!! D.T.A. YA SONOFABITCH!!

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin in "A Civil Action: By Bram Stoker? Or By Matt and Trey?" Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:13 PM

STONE COLD SEZ THIS SPEECH MIGHT ADVOCATE THE OVERTHROW OF THE US GOVERNMENT BY VIOLENT MEANS BUT IT AIN'T NO REAL LIKELIHOOD IT'LL CAUSE IMMINENT AND SUBSTANTIAL HARM, YA SONOFABITCH!!

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