This would never happen at FAMU.

This would never happen at FAMU.

HK also does not go to Yale.

The main problem with Yale, of course, is its admissions criteria which obsessively focus on extremely high LSAT scores and undergraduate GPA.

This would never happen at HK.

98 is old, recycled XOXO material describing things that would _never_ happen at HK Miami.

This would never happen at Florida Coastal.

This would never happen at HK Miami.

This would never happen at HK Miami's poolside annex, where the receptionist sits at a jacuzzi table.

Silent 'p', as in pool.

This would never happen at Florida Coastal, where moot court events are held at Hooters.

This would never happen in Florida.

Down South, we prefer a girl with a reasonably well-manicured landing strip. Or, hell, even just the occasional trim.

Speaking of a hairless vagina as an "asymptote" of feminine hygiene is suggestive of serious neurosis.

This would never happen at Florida Coastal.

This would never happen at HK Miami.

Down South, whenever anyone says "puff puff" anything, it is inevitably a reference to Friday, a fine comedy film, wherein the correct phrasing is "puff, puff, give".

But, I wouldn't think to correct an actual or perceived stoner correcting other actual or perceived stoners on the subtleties of drug humor, as it would totally blow my mind, and my waffles are getting cold.

This would never happen at Florida Coastal.

Non-optical mouses are no longer manufactured and have been shown to cause cancer in laboratory rats.

Snazzy haircut, but no beard. Fail.

I suppose I should know the answer to this, but did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990?