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Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Associate Bonus Watch And Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Chadbourne & Parke" Friday, January 23, 2009 8:38 PM

Chocolate Rain! Chadbourne cut their salaries today,
Chocolate Rain! For second years: No increase in their pay!

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Lawyer of the ~~Day~~ Weekend: Deidre Dare" Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:21 PM

Chocolate Rain! Diedre Dare dressed up in Lingerie!
Chocolate Rain! Watching horny dwarves and donkeys play!

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Lawyer of the ~~Day~~ Weekend: Deidre Dare" Saturday, January 24, 2009 8:54 PM

Chocolate Rain! Lawyers can't get models anymore.
Chocolate Rain! Now they settle for cheap, nasty whores.

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Nationwide Dissolution Watch: Morgan & Finnegan?" Monday, January 26, 2009 1:43 PM

Chocolate Rain! Another law firm spirals down the drain.
Chocolate Rain! Just like Heller, Thacher, it's insane.

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Open Thread: It's Going to be an Interesting Summer" Monday, January 26, 2009 1:46 PM

Chocolate Rain! Summer will be rough as we can see.
Chocolate Rain! No one wins at Nixon Peabody!

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "New Above the Law Comment Policy" Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:23 AM

Chocolate Rain! No more fun for Mr. Tay Zonday.
Chocolate Rain! Guess I'd best be on my merry way.
Chocolate Rain! Censorship's no fun for you and me.
Chocolate Rain! Above the Law's becoming TTT.

Posted by Tay_Zonday in "Client of the Day: Primal Poo" Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:26 PM

Now that is some real CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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