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Posted by The Client in "Are Salary Cuts Coming?" Wednesday, April 1, 2009 12:13 PM

I don't give a shit how much you people get paid as long as my bill goes down. Shouldn't you all be working?

Posted by The Client in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: 135 Down At Mayer Brown" Thursday, April 2, 2009 11:55 AM

If this means lower bills for me, great. Otherwise I'm not really concerned with your problems.

Posted by The Client in "At the NALP Conference: It's the End of the World As We Know It" Thursday, April 2, 2009 2:43 PM

I don't pity any of you.

Posted by The Client in "When Clients Bite Back" Monday, April 6, 2009 5:02 PM

It's a new day, counselors. Prepare to grovel for my business.

Posted by The Client in "When Clients Bite Back" Monday, April 6, 2009 6:09 PM

49: Never forget that I work less hours than you for more money. Whatever money you have, you have because of me.

Posted by The Client in "Brownstein Hyatt: Deciding Between Layoffs and Salary Cuts in Denver" Friday, April 10, 2009 2:04 PM

I had no idea that lawyers were such pussies. Really, it's shocking.

Posted by The Client in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Even Obama Can't Help Perkins Coie" Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:57 PM

This is excellent news for me.

Posted by The Client in "Salary Cut Watch: Are the Barbarians at the Gate?" Tuesday, April 14, 2009 4:03 PM

FUCK YOUR SALARIES.

Posted by The Client in "Salary Cut Watch: Are the Barbarians at the Gate?" Tuesday, April 14, 2009 4:54 PM

Sorry about that first comment. I'm still a bit tipsy from lunch. Seriously though? Being a lawyer is just not that impressive. I'll admit that you ass-clowns have been running a pretty good scam, but so was my pal Bernie. This gravy train has run off the tracks, and now the ship is sinking. The sky is the limit.

Posted by The Client in "Today Is National Be Kind to Lawyers Day" Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:26 PM

Lawyers are assholes. Happy hour anyone?

Posted by The Client in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Womble Carlyle is an 'Innovator' of Associate Cutbacks" Tuesday, April 14, 2009 7:34 PM

This is excellent news for me.

Posted by The Client in "Stealth Layoff Watch: 5% Litigation Cuts at Shearman & Sterling" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:55 PM

Yawn. Happy hour?

Posted by The Client in "War on First Years" Friday, April 17, 2009 12:35 PM

Kudos to M&L's clients for putting their foot down. And 5 is correct; I don't care if you train your noobs on my dime, but it $300/hr is absurd.

Lawyers are assholes. Time for lunch-drunk, which is my new favorite kind of drunk.

Posted by The Client in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.04.09" Monday, May 4, 2009 5:23 PM

Hey look, its time for happy hour.

Posted by The Client in "Salary Cut Watch: Gardere Wynne Cuts Salaries that 'Just Do Not Make Sense'" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:17 PM

You all should be thinking about me more often.

Posted by The Client in "Second Bar Failure Is Proximate Cause for Quinn Associate's Ouster" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 6:06 PM

Asscociate? You guys are fired.

Posted by The Client in "Pls Hndle Thx: Negotiating with Terrorists" Thursday, June 11, 2009 3:28 PM

Circle of Life: I'm your huckleberry.