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Posted by The Swedish Partner in "A Summer Associate Program Blind Item" Monday, June 22, 2009 2:56 PM

Vreete-a zee breeeff thet is elreedy vreettee. Mork mork mork.

Posted by The Swedish Partner in "Howrey First Years to $100K" Monday, June 22, 2009 3:41 PM

zee furst yeer stoodents veell be-a mekeeng less muney. mure-a pruffeet fur pertners! Bork Bork Bork!

Posted by The Swedish Partner in "Allen Matkins Makes Another Salary Cut, And More Layoffs" Friday, October 23, 2009 12:28 PM

they gemërkin der layoffs und die salary gekøttën. mork mork mork!

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