Toronto 2nd Year's Profile
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Up here we are only divided into two classes: those who can wrestle the polar bear into submission, and those who can't. Guess which class goes to law school.
It would be nice if some of these partners would move up to Canada. We don't have a lot of native legal talent . And by legal talent I mean people with triple digit IQs.
PPP of $2.3 million? That is Canada's GDP.
Up here we get the square of our year in beaver pelts as compensation. Moral is high.
Don't move here.
We already have too many lawyers. Like a couple dozen.
I hope they don't cut our salaries 14.50/h! Blubber is expensive as it is.
No one actually calls it "articling." We call it "being a bottom." Only we don't get paid like professional bottoms.
I work for 10 Canadian rupees per week. Hire me.


We don't make much money, but we live in igloos and ice is cheap.