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Posted by Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer in "ATL Exclusive: A Sneak Peek at the 2009 Vault Rankings!
(Part 2 of 2)" Friday, August 8, 2008 3:35 PM

Now I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me!

But there's one thing I do know. When a firm fires a bunch of associates, they are not a best law firm to work for.

Posted by Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer in "Lawsuit of the Day: Hit-and-Run Bentley Driver Strikes Again" Monday, August 25, 2008 1:25 PM

Now I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me!

But I do know one thing. When my client's Bentley gets damaged after killing a pedestrian, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

Posted by Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer in "Associate Bonus Watch: Weil Matches ... Cravath Across All Offices" Monday, December 22, 2008 1:23 PM

Now I'm just a caveman, but what's an officies?

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