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Posted by Vince in "Morning Docket 03.05.09" Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:01 AM

You're going to love my nuts.

Posted by Vince in "Morning Docket 03.05.09" Thursday, March 5, 2009 10:10 AM

Fuck 15.

Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.

Posted by Vince in "Fried Frank Promotes Renewed Emphasis on Billing Policies (And cuts back on some perks.)" Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:00 PM

You’re going to have an exciting life now.

Posted by Vince in "What's Going On at Kirkland?" Friday, March 6, 2009 11:34 AM

Writing's on the wall.

Stop having boring tuna! Stop having a boring life!

Posted by Vince in "Breaking: Bernie Madoff Plea Agreement?" Friday, March 6, 2009 12:13 PM

4 = winnar

Posted by Vince in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: White & Case Round 2" Monday, March 9, 2009 2:16 PM

Is Monday the new TTThursday?

Posted by Vince in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: White & Case Round 2" Monday, March 9, 2009 2:45 PM

I don't believe 35 is really Nervous T-10 1L. His or her (who are we kidding? His) whole life is monitoring and making pathetic comments to this blog. How could he forget his password? Hints: try "VaultT5", "WachtellRules" or "NoOffer"

Posted by Vince in "Notes from the Breadline: Soon We'll Be Away From Here; Step on the Gas and Wipe That Tear Away" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:47 PM

8: Spot on. I'd guess a pair of psych drugs + birth control pills.

Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore!

Posted by Vince in "Morning Docket 04.02.09" Thursday, April 2, 2009 9:48 AM

$100K? You're going to have a great life!

Posted by Vince in "New Diversity Rankings" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 10:59 AM

Latham Truth #9:

They love my nuts!

Posted by Vince in "Jenner & Block: Problems Per Partner? " Thursday, May 7, 2009 11:33 AM

When the hell did ATL start covering accounting firms?

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