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Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Chadbourne & Parke Joins the Party" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:53 PM

Did somebody say party? The "entertainment" has arrived... "fully equipped" and on-the-clock!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "A Financial Makeover in Chicago" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:12 PM

The great thing about a girl/girl gig is we actually bill TRIPLE! Take care of those loans in no time! Gimmie a ring Aukse!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Impending Layoff Watch: Blank Rome, Come On Down" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:36 PM

15/16 - They blow themselves? No wonder my billables are down!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Morning Docket 03.11.09" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:36 AM

Just because I'm working on my back, doesn't mean it's not HARD!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "BigLaw to 2009 Graduates: See you in 2010!" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 10:57 AM

19 - Leave that to the true professionals, please.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Now This is a Cover Letter" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:23 AM

The hiring partners I've dealt with all find my backside to be "most impressive".

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Now This is a Cover Letter" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:13 PM

I never even tried mass mailings, it's all about Craigslist baby!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Pls Hndle Thx: Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 1:02 PM

While all seasons of The Wire are brilliant, Season 2, for some reason, is my favorite.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Paul Hastings Follow Up: Layoffs Should Be Enough" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:50 PM

A PH partner paid me an extra grand to beat me with a hanger during our date.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Adventures in Lawyer Advertising: MySpace.com -- A Place for Friends... and Law Offices" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:08 PM

Wow, you mean I could generate LEGAL clients through MySpace too!?! Whoda thunk it?

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Adventures in Lawyer Advertising: MySpace.com -- A Place for Friends... and Law Offices" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:20 PM

22 - I take exception to that, I have no such delusions!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Interview Tips: Biglaw to Small Law (Part I)" Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:45 PM

A senior partner once paid me 3 grand to lay a shingle while he pleasured himself sitting on a stack of severance checks.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Student Loan Bailout. Just Do It." Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:47 PM

The very mention of a Student Loan Bailout gives me multiple orgasms.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Winstead Cancels 2009 Summer Program " Thursday, March 12, 2009 4:47 PM

Not surprising... everything is BIGGER in Texas (and I do mean EVERYTHING!)... Why shouldn't the layoffs be bigger?

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Morning Docket 03.13.09" Friday, March 13, 2009 10:13 AM

Lexis in Texis, it's great you have a wife, give ME a call if you actually want a BJ!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Interview Tips: Biglaw to Small Law (Part II)" Friday, March 13, 2009 10:33 AM

Seems like Mr. smalllaw is over-compensating for a small dick... Although he is doing it about as good as most BigLaw smallpricks!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Enough With The Scare Tactics" Friday, March 13, 2009 3:17 PM

So lawyers are protected,...

...whores are outed...

...what about Lawhores!?!

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Stealth Layoff Watch: Alston & Bird " Monday, March 16, 2009 3:25 PM

4/7 -

Don't sweat the grammar, I've worked at the expense of "good, harding associates" quite a bit.

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Judge Posner Says Expired Salad Dressing is Fine... But Federal Prosecutor Isn't" Monday, March 16, 2009 5:04 PM

There's a few gals in my line of work well past their "use by date" bu they're far from "expired".

Posted by WereAlllWhores in "Public Interest Jobs Won't Fall Into Your Lap" Monday, March 16, 2009 7:43 PM

39 - Boy have I been there!