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Posted by Zoidberg in "Law Firm Technology Awards" Thursday, January 15, 2009 4:42 PM

did somebody say LOBSTER?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Howell Jackson Named Acting Dean of HLS" Thursday, January 15, 2009 4:44 PM

i wonder what his policy is re: LOBSTERS

Posted by Zoidberg in "Howell Jackson Named Acting Dean of HLS" Thursday, January 15, 2009 4:51 PM

i just returned from kash's JUICY INSIDES!!!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Non-Sequiturs: 01.15.09" Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:54 PM

does california kill LOBSTERS?!?!?!?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Funny Craigslist job listing makes us sad" Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:15 PM

i wonder if he was offering LOBSTER as a bonus?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Funny Craigslist job listing makes us sad" Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:30 PM

11 - even with ME all up in her JUICY INSIDES?!?!??!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Morning Docket 01.16.09" Friday, January 16, 2009 9:34 AM

did someone say LOBSTER?!?!?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Cleary Gottlieb Profits" Friday, January 16, 2009 10:12 AM

i bet they are getting ready for a LOBSTER dinner!!!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Economic Downturn Continues to Hammer Law Schools" Friday, January 16, 2009 11:18 AM

i guess they won't be serving LOBSTER at any school functions!!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Associate Bonus Watch: Goodwin Procter Adopts Cravath Scale
... And A Salary Freeze
" Friday, January 16, 2009 11:54 AM

does this mean they will be eating less LOBSTER?!?!?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Blank Rome Lays Off 12 ... So Far" Friday, January 16, 2009 12:55 PM

LOBSTER?!?!?!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Arent Fox Takes This Opportunity to Bring Back Deferred Compensation" Friday, January 16, 2009 4:45 PM

i guess arent fox associates won't be able to afford as much LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Arent Fox Takes This Opportunity to Bring Back Deferred Compensation" Friday, January 16, 2009 4:49 PM

39 - i challenge you to CLAWPLACH!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Arent Fox Takes This Opportunity to Bring Back Deferred Compensation" Friday, January 16, 2009 4:59 PM

The female Kash's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.

Posted by Zoidberg in "Non-Sequiturs: 01.16.09" Friday, January 16, 2009 5:25 PM

I have mail order degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Non-Sequiturs: 01.16.09" Friday, January 16, 2009 6:21 PM

13 - i challenge you to CLAWPLACH!!!

Posted by Zoidberg in "Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!" Monday, January 19, 2009 12:15 PM

41 - i look for the female with the largest CLUTCH OF EGGS

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