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Posted by bobandbob in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Bryan Cave's Official Statement" Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:09 PM

So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.

Posted by bobandbob in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Bryan Cave's Official Statement" Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:11 PM

We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

Posted by bobandbob in "Morning Docket 2.13.09" Friday, February 13, 2009 9:14 AM

Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

Posted by bobandbob in "What is Going On With Orrick's Bonuses?" Friday, February 13, 2009 10:53 AM

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

Posted by bobandbob in "Dealing With the Downturn: Simpson Thacher's Public Service Program" Friday, February 13, 2009 3:07 PM

We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Sanjay Gup Gup Gup ... Not gonna comment here anymore, anyway.

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