This is why I work so hard for the proletariat.

Simpson Thacher, like me, is doing this because of its love for the people.

Comrade Baskin Robbins enjoys the proletariat...on rye with bacon and mayonnaise.

"Today, he copped a plea"

That's not all he copped.

She needs to stay out of the tanning booth. I bet she's extra crispy in more ways than one.

That's actually pretty clever. And amusing.

And impressive.

The crackhead earlier commenter notwithstanding, Willkie has been doing stealth "performance-based" layoffs for at least the past year or so.

That Craigslist poster is an idiot. If you want to work in Biglaw with a BLS degree, you'll need to do a lot better than just "over a 3.0 GPA" - you need to be in the top 5-10% of your class, be on a journal and/or moot court, not be a douchebag (although that last requirement is debatable). Don't blame BLS for your woes - you should have worked harder or done better.

And if you didn't want to work in Biglaw...well, after three years you have *no* permanent job? I think that says more about you than BLS.

There is a typo in PE's post. For shame.

Elie, it is spelled sergeant, not sargent. We're talking about a police officer, not a great American painter.

I thought the original e-mail was pretty clear. When they return, they'll have offices, just not the same offices. Durrrrr.

Suck it, Cardozo.

-BLS Alum

86 - meet you at the library this Saturday? Oh wait...