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Kiwi Camara’s Top 10 Jury Trial Skills

Saturday, June 20, 2009 12:10 AM - By kiwicamaraisbaaack

10. A huge hit with teenage graduates of Harvard Law School.
9. An expert on Batson challenges.
8. Not afraid to lose more of his client’s money than anyone thought possible.
7. Arrogant, rude, and insulting—what’s not to like?
6. Works pro bono, the only kind of lawyer his clients can afford after he’s done with them.
5. Likes to show the common folk how much smarter he is.
4. Friends with Charles Nesson, the pulse of America.
3. Took a really useful bankruptcy class once.
2. Knows how to appeal his losses.
1. He’s incredibly sexy.

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Help me. I need a lawyer!!!

Friday, June 19, 2009 12:31 AM - By kiwicamaraisbaaack

I need a new lawyer. The RIAA sued me for downloading 24 songs. My first lawyer and I fought, and I lost. $200,000. Lucky for me, the judge gave me a new trial.

I never paid my lawyer, so he quit me. Then, out of the blue, I hire Kiwi Camara, the guy who graduated Harvard at 17 or something. I got a new trial.

Ouch. After Kiwi Camara was my lawyer, I now owe $2 million instead of 200k.

If you won’t be my lawyer, will you at least buy me a lottery ticket?

Thanks a lot, Kiwi Camara. You broke another record.

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Kiwi Camara Destroyed in Jury Trial

Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:36 PM - By kiwicamaraisbaaack

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. His ego has now cost his client everything she has and more. Do you think that this guy has anything in common with regular jurors?

I hope he likes media. He’s getting a lot of it now. He better like pro bono work because after this mess why would he ever get a client who pays money? Way to go, Doogie Houser. 24 songs for $2 million!! Wow.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Partner De-Equitization At Paul Hastings" Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:47 PM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Non-Sequiturs: 06.18.09" Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:49 PM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Pls Hndle Thx: Is it Written in the Stars?" Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:51 PM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Kiwi Camara: He's Baack" Friday, June 19, 2009 12:09 AM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Kiwi Camara: He's Baack" Friday, June 19, 2009 12:16 AM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Kiwi Camara: We Are Still Confused" Friday, June 19, 2009 12:18 AM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Kiwi Camara and GMU Law: Maybe They Found This Video?" Friday, June 19, 2009 12:21 AM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Kiwi Camara and GMU Law: What Happened Here?" Friday, June 19, 2009 12:25 AM

Kiwi Camara got his ASS KICKED. No other way to look at it. What was different this time? Same lady, same judge (actually more sympathetic), same evidence, same RIAA. Just different lawyers.

Camara should be ashamed of himself. If you graduate Harvard as a teenager, you have nothing in common with normal people or jurors. The jury hated this guy. From what I read, he was arrogant, talked down to the jurors, interrupted the lawyers and witnesses, and pissed off the judge.

You think he likes all this media now? He better like pro bono work because no one will ever pay this guy to represent them. Way to go, Doogie. 24 songs for $2 million. Your parents must be so proud.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Partner De-Equitization At Paul Hastings" Friday, June 19, 2009 7:40 AM

74--
Kiwi Camara is arrogant. Always has been. He probably thought he could peddle his fiction to jurors he thought were not very smart.

That's what happens when kids dress up like lawyers.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Career Alternatives for Attorneys: A Panel Discussion" Friday, June 19, 2009 7:44 AM

After getting totally humiliated in his jury trial, Kiwi Camara needs a career alternative.

Who would hire him after he lost 2 million for a woman who downloaded 24 songs? Ouch.

Doogie, time to find a new profession!

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "$80,000 Per Song Could 'Backfire,' Says K.A.D. Camara" Friday, June 19, 2009 2:52 PM

Has anyone considered this?

Did Kiwi Camara advise his client that she should take the settlement offer made to her? He better get that in writing.

If he didn't, do you think she might wake up one morning and decide that she didn't get the right advice?

Was this case more about Kiwi Camara's ego or his client? Who knows?

The only thing that is very clear is that Kiwi Camara can put whatever spin he wants on it. He lost this case worse than anyone could have ever imagined. He was terrible, and the verdict doesn't leave any room for discussion about that.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "$80,000 Per Song Could 'Backfire,' Says K.A.D. Camara" Friday, June 19, 2009 2:55 PM

And to all those who say he has BALLS of STEEL. . .

Grow up.

It doesn't take balls of steel to agree to try a case 3 weeks before it is about to begin. It takes hubris. Big difference.

$2 million later, now the client and Kiwi Camara know what happens when you play dress up in your favorite trial lawyer suit.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "$80,000 Per Song Could 'Backfire,' Says K.A.D. Camara" Friday, June 19, 2009 11:51 PM

The guy will NEVER WIN A JURY TRIAL. He was awful. Has this guy ever won a jury trial? I doubt it.

But there is no doubting this: KIWI CAMARA IS NOW MORE FAMOUS FOR BEING THE WORST TRIAL LAWYER IN AMERICAN THAN HE IS FOR HIS RACIST LANGUAGE WHILE WE WERE AT HLS.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Top. Universities. In the World." Saturday, June 20, 2009 12:11 AM

Kiwi Camara's Top 10 Jury Skills

10. A huge hit with teenage graduates of Harvard Law School.
9. An expert on Batson challenges.
8. Not afraid to lose more of his client's money than anyone thought possible.
7. Arrogant, rude, and insulting--what's not to like?
6. Works pro bono, the only kind of lawyer his clients can afford after he's done with them.
5. Likes to show the common folk how much smarter he is.
4. Friends with Charles Nesson, the pulse of America.
3. Took a really useful bankruptcy class once.
2. Knows how to appeal his losses.
1. He's incredibly sexy.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "Lawyer of the Day: Larry Wilder" Saturday, June 20, 2009 12:12 AM

Kiwi Camara's Top 10 Jury Skills

10. A huge hit with teenage graduates of Harvard Law School.
9. An expert on Batson challenges.
8. Not afraid to lose more of his client's money than anyone thought possible.
7. Arrogant, rude, and insulting--what's not to like?
6. Works pro bono, the only kind of lawyer his clients can afford after he's done with them.
5. Likes to show the common folk how much smarter he is.
4. Friends with Charles Nesson, the pulse of America.
3. Took a really useful bankruptcy class once.
2. Knows how to appeal his losses.
1. He's incredibly sexy.

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Posted by kiwicamaraisbaaack in "$80,000 Per Song Could 'Backfire,' Says K.A.D. Camara" Saturday, June 20, 2009 12:15 AM

Kiwi Camara's Top 10 Jury Skills

10. A huge hit with teenage graduates of Harvard Law School.
9. An expert on Batson challenges.
8. Not afraid to lose more of his client's money than anyone thought possible.
7. Arrogant, rude, and insulting--what's not to like?
6. Works pro bono, the only kind of lawyer his clients can afford after he's done with them.
5. Likes to show the common folk how much smarter he is.
4. Friends with Charles Nesson, the pulse of America.
3. Took a really useful bankruptcy class once.
2. Knows how to appeal his losses.
1. He's incredibly sexy.