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Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Non-Sequiturs: 04.08.08" Tuesday, April 8, 2008 10:54 PM

I shot 95% of the black guys and 10% of the white ones.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "A Guide for Plaintiffs' Attorneys... or Defendants' List of Places To Avoid" Wednesday, April 9, 2008 2:50 PM

ATL sucks now. I'm thru

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Still More on Sonnenschein: Portnoy's Complaints" Wednesday, April 9, 2008 4:46 PM

This Portnoy guy seems like a total douche.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Judge of the Day: James M. Brooks" Thursday, April 10, 2008 11:53 AM

Kash,
10:20 is right, if you're a paralegal and you can't OCR text, I don't know how you're employed.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Will You Marry Me?*
(*Patent Pending)" Thursday, April 10, 2008 2:25 PM

Yeah.. this is horrible. Patent prosecutor are the dorkiest people in the world.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Non-Sequiturs: 04.11.08" Friday, April 11, 2008 4:32 PM

Two Girls One Cup to $190k!

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Judge of the Day: Jack Battaglia" Tuesday, April 15, 2008 11:35 AM

I sued Wal-Mart for a slip and fall. Wal-Mart's lawyers tried to jew me down during court ordered mediation, but I stuck to my guns and walked away with a nice $50 gift card, which I subsequently used to buy 3 cases of Natural Light.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Non-Sequiturs: 04.18.08" Friday, April 18, 2008 6:38 PM

Let's follow McCain's example. Pay our taxes and give to charity.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Judges of the Day: Brent Keis and Hal Miner" Friday, May 23, 2008 3:59 PM

I honestly don't see what's wrong with the conduct of either judge.

Posted by my_penis_smells_like_peanut_butter in "Lawyer of the Day: Adam Kutner" Friday, May 23, 2008 4:04 PM

3:38,
AMEN. If you have money, you don't need to treat people with respect of common decency.

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