21: where should i go when oceans rise and cities fall?!?! surely someone must remain?

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soon to be nervous 1L sa

nobody has answered my question about the top 5 solvent firms. come on people, i need to know who to bid on for oci in a couple months!

*hustles to career services office to try and get an upper edge...leaves disappointed.

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soon to be nervous 1L sa

7: is there a gpa cutoff to be a dirty pan-handler?

*hands 7 my resume*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

do you think she wants an 1L intern? i would gladly give up my firm job to work for her.

*sends resume off to 1 first street*

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soon to be nervous SCOTUS intern?!?!

13:

:(

*pretends to cry, slips resume in 13's pocket when he comes over to console me*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

oh noes....i'm wiggin out over all these layoffs!!!

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

*nervously jizzes in pants*

*hustles to begin drafting my own ad for services to make some money*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa/male prostitute (insert FOTC song here)

oh noes! i'm a little drunk :)

any questions you would like to know about nervous T-10 1L?

-nervous T-10 1L
sooon to be nervous 1L sa

17: Chompers doesn't scare me. i have twice the mental and physical strength of a chimp.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sas

20: now that i've got a 1L firm job i would bet there is at least a 40% chance i could beat Chompers in a doc review competition.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

30: because many of my classmates act the way i do on atl. i'm merely exaggerating the attributes of some of my toolish classmates. also it's kinda fun to see the reaction i get on atl. you would never know that i was a douche if you met me IRL.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

wow...so autoadmit was right.

*nervously checks autoadmit*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

so there really is going to be a pay separation b/n vault firms.

*doubles my job hustling efforts to secure a v5 position for 2L summer*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

50:

*takes a break from outlining to give 50 a high five...then i cry and he pulls his hand away and says 'too slow joe'*

:(

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

it's funny how many of my classmates suddenly developed an affinity for litigation.

*prepares a canned response for interviews explaining how much i love reviewing documents for 4 years with a small chance of being 3rd chair on a deposition*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

i plan on accepting five offers of employment next year. that way i'll at least have one job by the time i graduate.

*reads up on how to clone self 4 times for 2L summer*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous T-10 1L times 5!!!

:(

*goes back to reading V5 lawyer profiles*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

sooooo....how do i be a good sa? also, anyone else going to skeeps tonight?

*takes out notepad and post it pen*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

Mystttal (the commenter) : i love your profile picture, will you be my fb friend?

*1) posts resume on mystal's wall 2) ??? 3) profit!*

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soon to be nervous 1L sa