do you think lat would let me live in his uncle's basement in the philippines if things don't go well this summer? i would even be gay if he asked me.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

*crowds into job fair...surely there must be a room for a nervous T-10 1L!*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

this is what happens when you rely on charities instead of getting a firm job. and before you all call me an asshole, i donated $500 this week to sff as part of DADP.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

34: i was never outted. nobody knows who i am. not even in abcd. go ahead and 'out' me.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

74: how is the sff board treating you?

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

ps - penn gives an automatic 4k to any student who does public interest their first summer. michigan is pretty weak compared to peer schools.

121: you really know who i am? email me at nervoust101l at yahoo dot com with the name of who you think i am.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

121: i highly doubt you know who i am. in fact, i may be the last person you suspect. but if you really think you know me email me at nervoust101l at yahoo dot com.

as to all you other summer starters...you're all going to get pwned in crim...another class i'm going to book.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

must suck for those without firm jobs already lined up...

*sings along with Kanye..."la lalala wait till i get my money right!"*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

lat, you shouldn't take pleasure in others misfortunes.

*goes back to feeling good about my relative position (having a firm job) compared with my classmates*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

these 1L's are going to be REALLY nervous...

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

*takes call from unknown number w/DC area code...immediately backs bags*

aahhhhhhh yeah, looks like i won't have to do oci after all.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervously testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee

wow that was awful PE. i mean i know i've said some stupid things but that was over the line. coming from me that should mean something.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

lol. i like how everything ATL posts can be a §90 claim.

*prepares §90 suit against michigan law in preparation for the upcoming oci season...does anyone know how to certify a class?*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

185: wouldn't this make you an accomplice to arson if someone reads your comments and acts based on your encouragement? i feel like a §90 troll but i think you might want to take that comment down.

*just had crim final last week*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

psh...michigan got some dood who was solicitor general for about 5 seconds during the end of a lame duck presidents term. how am i supposed to try and get a job from him?

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

if i were at these schools and wanted biglaw i would drop out if i wasn't in the top 1-2%. then again a lot of these students don't expect biglaw. the real idiots are the ones who go to these schools thinking they can finish in the top of their class and get biglaw. hell, i go to a TOP NINE school and look how nervous i am.

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

*picks up law review competition packet, runs off to library with a case of red bull. *

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

there there scared 3L...there there

*pats scared 3L on the head while secretly hoping i'll be able to take his job*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa

*nervously approaches PE and asks for one of those fancy 105k/yr jobs*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa