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Posted by partner emeretuss in "DLA Piper Gives Back 10% of the Salary Cut" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:46 AM

Okay - you guys win. It looks like I'm about to be outed anyway. I'm just a lowly law student, with terrible grades. I have no shot at getting a big law firm position so I post on ATL to give myself a sense of worth.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Quinn Emanuel Associate Has Reservations About 'Redskin' Victory" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:51 AM

Ok - I'm going to partially out myself. I don't want to give my name, but I am indeed a law student, in the bottom 25% of my class. I'll never get a big law job so I use ATL to antagonize those of you that have achieved something I know I can never have.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Reed Smith Cuts Current (and Incoming) Associate Salaries" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:46 PM

Wow - I just hope that when I get out of law school, somebody will hire me. I would gladly take a job with Reed Smith.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Reed Smith Cuts Current (and Incoming) Associate Salaries" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:51 PM

Wow - I just hope that when I get out of law school, somebody will hire me. I would gladly take a job with Reed Smith.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Comfort Food for the Economy" Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:33 AM

I think this is a great idea. I don't see how I'll get a job out of law school with my terrible grades. If anyone has any good ideas for me, please post them here.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Opinion of the Day: Giuliani v. Duke University" Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:30 AM

Of course my previous post was BS, but of course you all know that know. Back in 1993, I was still in elementary school.

Can someone help me find a job? I'm a 1L at a Third tier law school and my grades place me in the bottom 25%. That being said, I successfully fooled a number of ATL readers for a long time into thinking I was a partner at a TTT. That should count for something.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Second Bar Failure Is Proximate Cause for Quinn Associate's Ouster" Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:34 AM

On paper, the first year seemed like a smart kid. I'm not sure how he failed the bar twice. I hope I can pass the bar when I'm done with law school.

By the way, can anyone help me out with a job, either for this summer, or when I hopefully graduate? Although my grades are terrible, I did manage to fool a number of you into thinking I was a big time partner at a TTT. That should count for something.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Open Thread: Is This the Beginning of the End for Summer Associate Programs? " Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:21 PM

This is getting worse and worse for us law students. At this point, I'll take anything. Someone please help.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Fish & Richardson Puts One-Third Of Its Incoming Associates On Ice" Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:23 PM

Just hang on folks. Barack Obama will get us out of this mess and all of us will be able to find jobs; even those like me that are in the bottom of their class in law school.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Sonnenschein Salary Update" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 11:09 AM

As a law student in the bottom quartile of my class, I applaud anything firms do that does not eliminate positions. Maybe there will be hope for me yet!

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Is there an Epidemic of Cheating At Law Schools?" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 12:17 PM

There is definitely cheating going on at my school, and I must admit that I've also taken part at times.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "Is there an Epidemic of Cheating At Law Schools?" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 12:41 PM

Unfortunately I'm not smart enough to get by in law school without cheating. So I hope my classmates can forgive me.

Posted by partner emeretuss in "First Quarter 2009: It Still Stinks" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 2:49 PM

14 - I am really a 1L. Do you like all of my BS on these boards? I guess it shows that anyone can impersonate a law firm partner as long as that person can hide behind a computer.