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Posted by secretaryofballoondoggies in "'I try not to read that many cases, Your Honor.'" Wednesday, April 23, 2008 12:36 PM

One of the judges on the 5th Circuit panel (Stewart) is a graduate of Loyola (Louisiana) . . . !

D'oh!

Posted by secretaryofballoondoggies in "This Law Student Wants To Strip For You" Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:08 PM

Yeah, she's definitely only two years away from becoming a "polished professional" alright . . . .

ZING!

Anyway.

PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PLZ PLZ OMG PICS

Posted by secretaryofballoondoggies in "Breaking: California Supreme Court Upholds Gay Marriage" Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:18 PM

WGW . . . WG(!).

Posted by secretaryofballoondoggies in "ATL's Official Top Ten Law Songs" Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:41 PM

WTF? No "Lawyers in Love" by Jackson Browne?

And you're not first!

Posted by secretaryofballoondoggies in "Judge Halverson Gets Her Day in Court" Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:27 PM

You guys are wrong -- if I lived in Vegas, I'd totally romance her, take her out for a trough or two of slop, then take her back to her place. Then, I'd peel her out of her circus tent and lay her naked on the bed.

Then I'd totally rob her house, because she'd be stuck on her back like an up-ended turtle. I'd sell all her shiznit on eBay for PROFIT.

And THAT is how you roll with "Phase 2," underpants gnomes.

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