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Posted by supremecourtjester in "ATL Caption Contest: Tighty-Whities " Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:21 PM

To be sung to the appropriate tune:

The Judge is sure to grant relief
If you show him your fiitting brief.
Justice prefer Hanes.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Morning Docket: 08.12.08" Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:40 PM

He sued before in April: see http://supremecourtjester.blogspot.com/search?q=trump+cash

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Lawyer of the Day: Philip Berg" Monday, August 25, 2008 4:30 PM

It is McCain who is on shaky grounds. I understand (internet rumors) that he has never produced his birth certificate, which may show that he was not born in the Canal Zone (no base hospital existed at the time), but in the country of Panama.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Lawyer of the Day: Philip Berg" Monday, August 25, 2008 7:14 PM

Well, it looks like if Obama wins we won't know where to put that plaque that identifies his birthplace.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Smilin' Bob = Epic Fail" Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:20 PM

Twenty-five years! Now there's a Penal Enhancement that worked!

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Smilin' Bob = Epic Fail" Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:26 PM

To poster 67--Apparently it wasn't the efficacy of the product that led to the indictment, it was the credit card fraud that was being practiced. People would be billed for products they did not receive, or not sent products that they ordered. As to whether the product worked or not see: http://www.coreynahman.com/enzyte-information-review.html

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Morning Docket 09.15.08" Monday, September 15, 2008 12:32 PM

First he lost his pants. Then he lost his suit. Thank goodness he still has his briefs.

If his appeal is dismissed and he's fined for a frivolous lawsuit (and a frivolous tie, too), then my satisfaction will be guaranteed.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Morning Docket 09.16.08" Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:52 AM

Did he have the umbrella listed separately on an insurance policy if it was worth that much? If not, wasn't it covered by his umbrella policy?

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "While You Were Sleeping: O.J. Simpson Convicted" Saturday, October 4, 2008 8:17 AM

Convicted of armed robbery? Apparently in Las Vegas they take a dim view of bandits with two arms.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Corporate Counsel Worried About The Election" Tuesday, October 7, 2008 5:10 PM

Wow! Regulating access to the executive washroom! Corporate execs who'll have to piss with the peasants! That must be the end of civilization as we know it.P.S. Any chance the regulation will prevent the next fiscal meltdown?

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Non-Sequiturs: 03.05.09" Friday, March 6, 2009 8:48 AM

I m sitting here writing a brief about who are necessary parties that must be joined in a lawsuit because they will be affected by the outcome. Did all 18,000 same sex marrieds have to be joined in that case?

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Size Matters: How Large Is Your Law Office?" Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:43 AM

The size of my office?
11 ft. by 28 ft. Size matters.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Size Matters: How Large Is Your Law Office?" Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:44 AM

The size of my office?
11 ft. by 28 ft. Size matters.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.04.09" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 8:09 AM

Re the interview and Kagan's title of "General", somehow the sobriquet "Solicitrice General" doesn't have the right ring to it.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.18.09" Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:56 PM

Does the law preventing a product name that misrepresents its geographic origin apply to Hagen Dass, too?

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Non-Sequiturs: 06.17.09" Wednesday, June 17, 2009 7:39 PM

There maybe no good argument for Long Island secession if you're a Long Islander--but there is one if you're the rest of the country !

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Lawsuit of the Day: Bananas Cop Sues Police" Tuesday, August 4, 2009 4:05 PM

Does this make the U.S. a Banana Republic ?

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Lawyer of the Day: Orly Taitz" Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:09 PM

No. 16

My granddaughter is named Orli--which is Hebrew for "Our Light." Your anti-Semitic remark is noted.

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Posted by supremecourtjester in "Lawsuit of the Day: Miss California's Breasts Are Entered into Evidence" Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:13 PM

Shouldn't that be Exhibit A (cup) ,and Exhibit C (cup) ?