Debrahlee Lorenzana would be very attractive in a burka.
– Jack Tuckner, the lawyer representing the woman who claims she was too sexy for Citibank, speaking about his comely client.
Quote of the Day
[D]efendants oppose the motion on the grounds that the plaintiffs have failed to specify what their job duties are, and so have not established that they and the other members of the proposed class are similarly situated. This is a ridiculous argument.
The Court has not spent her life under a toadstool — I know what waiters, busboys and bartenders do when they go to work.
– Judge Colleen McMahon, granting a motion for conditional collective action certification in Shajan v. Barolo, Ltd. (S.D.N.Y. June 2, 2010).
A brief is mystery writing in disguise. Leave the main point for the last line of the last page. You want to stun the judge.
– Judge Gerald Lebovits, in a column [PDF] on how to lose your case.
We’re more aggressive than we used to be. This is not your grandfather’s Cravath.
– James Woolery, a 41-year-old Cravath partner.
Choosing not to study a treatise on presidential administrative policies containing 527 footnotes is an understandable act of self-preservation.
– John Yoo
Your testimony in this court amounted to perjury. Most compelling is that you lied to this court, continued to lie, after you pleaded guilty to lying.
– Judge David Groner, sentencing former Detroit Mayor (and Lawyer of the Day) Kwame Kilpatrick to 18 months to 5 years in prison for violating probation.
I’d rather not get into it. You’d fall off your chair.
– Leading First Amendment lawyer Floyd Abrams, declining to discuss with the New York Times what he and Cahill Gordon are charging the ratings agency S.& P.
Spending $50,000 for an education you can’t use is really frustrating.
– Jade Stier, a teacher who went to nursing school after spending three years trying to find a job teaching at an elementary school.
I don’t even know what it is, to tell you the truth. I’ve heard it talked about. My wife calls me Mr. Clueless.
– Justice Antonin Scalia, speaking about Twitter, in response to a question about whether he’s ever considering “tweeting or twitting.”
She came steaming into my office and said, ‘Why have you done that? It’s a confusing situation and you’ve made it worse.’ She screamed and shouted at me and slammed the door and stormed out.
Two minutes later, she came back and said, ‘I’m sorry I shouted.’ I said, ‘Elena, don’t apologize, you were right.’
– Charles Fried, the Harvard Law School professor and former Solicitor General, describing an interaction he had with then-Dean Elena Kagan.
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