Rank Stupidity
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Jury Duty, Rank Stupidity, Screw-Ups, State Judges, Trials
Murder Trial Jury Selection Turns into Gossip Girls; Everyone Loses
Gossipy prospective jurors scuttle a high-profile murder trial in Florida. Keep your mouths shut, people! -
Guns / Firearms, Quote of the Day, Rank Stupidity, Social Media, Technology, Twittering, Violence
Quote of the Day: Yeah, No; You're Not Even Close
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
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Bad Ideas, Cars, Law Schools, Money, Rank Stupidity, Student Loans
3L With Law School Debt and Underwater Mortgage Wants A New Car. Stupid Is As Stupid Does.
Wife of a 3L tries to stop her husband from being a total idiot...
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Copyright, Defamation, Intellectual Property, Rank Stupidity, Technology
Hide Your Donations, Hide Your Comic; They Are Suing Everybody Up in Here
The attorney for FunnyJunk should really take some lessons in effective internet PR and the Streisand effect. -
Police, Rank Stupidity, State Judges, Violence
Memo to NYPD: Please Don't Judo-Chop the Judge
A New York City police officer allegedly chose the wrong bystander to pick on during a street fight… -
Crime, Facebook, Police, Privacy, Rank Stupidity, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Technology
This Is Why You Never, Ever Accept Facebook Friend Requests From People You Don't Know
Facebook privacy should be a priority, especially if you discuss criminal activities on your wall… -
Bankruptcy, Biglaw, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Dissolution, Rank Stupidity
How Dewey Prove That Everybody Hates Lawyers?
Being uninformed doesn't stop anybody from hating lawyers... -
Bad Ideas, Blog Wars, Blogging, Cyberlaw, Eugene Volokh, Free Speech, Media and Journalism, Rank Stupidity, Ridiculousness, Technology
New York Lawmakers Want to Ban Anonymous Commenting. I Wish I Were Kidding.
If they held a contest for stupidest proposed legislation, this would have to win. - Sponsored
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Crime, Kids, Rank Stupidity
Urban Skittles: The Newest Dumb -- And Possibly Illegal -- Game Taking Kansas by Storm
The newest trend for American youth is apparently staging fake robberies. Sounds like fun! -
Education / Schools, Hotties, Law Schools, Rank Stupidity
A Hottie From Down Under Sues Her School Because She Was Too Slow to Study Law
Accept responsibility for your actions, or sue? Oh, definitely sue! -
Bad Ideas, Constitutional Law, Law Schools, Rank Stupidity
Kid Posts Take Home Exam Question On Message Board Looking For Answers, Finds Only Ridicule
Today, we've got a story that is both stupid and unethical. A student at a top 14 law school reportedly posted a question from his Constitutional Law exam on a message board -- during the exam.... -
ACLU, Education / Schools, Facebook, Free Speech, Kids, Rank Stupidity, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Technology
When Will We Stop Punishing Children for Being Children?
The ACLU is defending three teenage girls who were expelled for saying on Facebook that they wanted to kill people. Here's why they shouldn't have been expelled… -
Education / Schools, Free Speech, Kids, Privacy, Rank Stupidity, Technology, Twittering
Why the F*** Was This High School Student Expelled for Tweeting the F-Word?
An Indiana high school student was expelled for a 2:30 a.m tweet from his home -- a tweet that was simply a juvenile exploration on the word “f***." You have to be f***ing kidding me.…
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2nd Circuit, Education / Schools, Kids, Rank Stupidity
This Ten Year Old Told a Bad Joke, But Was It Bad Enough To Earn Him a Six-Day Suspension?
It was completely absurd when a 10-year-old was suspended from school for six days because he unsuccessfully tried to be funny and drew kind of a violent picture in class. Yesterday, the Second Circuit upheld the dismissal of the lawsuit filed by the boy's parents five years ago, but the dissenting judge's opinion showed at least someone behind the bench still understands what it means to be a kid… -
Bad Ideas, Blog Wars, Blogging, Defamation, Free Speech, New Orleans, Rank Stupidity, Technology, U.S. Attorneys Offices
When Anonymous Commenting Goes Real Wrong
Our inbox was flooded over the weekend with the emerging scandal of a prosecommenter (yeah, you read that right) in New Orleans. This is what happens when a federal prosecutor takes his case to the interwebs instead of the court. Bad times… -
Benchslaps, Federal Judges, Rank Stupidity
Benchslap of the Day: The Lawyer Loves Me... Lawyer Loves Me Not
In our Benchslap of the Day, let's watch a federal magistrate judge shoot down complaints that his judicial colleague is part of a “large, amorphous conspiracy" like a boss... -
Facebook, Pictures, Police, Quote of the Day, Rank Stupidity, State Judges
Quote of the Day: Florida Has Idiots, Too
Protip: you probably won't be accused of stealing a judge's nameplate in Florida if you don't put pictures of it on Facebook. -
Guns / Firearms, Judge of the Day, Rank Stupidity, Rape, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Ex-Judge of the Day: Yes, Flashing Your Piece in Court Is a 'Poor Rhetorical Point'
Last week, a now ex-judge in Georgia pulled out a handgun during a bond hearing, pretended to hand it to an alleged rape victim who was testifying, and said she was “killing her case” and “might as well shoot” her lawyer. What? -
Pornography, Rank Stupidity, Rape, Texas
How to Destroy Your Career As a Court Employee: Watch Porn During a Rape Trial and/or Fall Asleep on the Bench
At any job, there are various levels of misconduct that an employee can usually get away with or at least occasionally pull off without repercussions. Then there are things you cannot do. Period. Things that any competent employee should simply know are unacceptable. Included in this category of utterly verboten workplace activities are watching porn during a rape trial when you're the on-duty court clerk. The list would also include falling asleep during a youth justice hearing -- when you're the judge running the proceeding.... -
Crime, Facebook, Police, Rank Stupidity, Rape, Social Media, Social Networking Websites
He Trolled the Law, and the Law Won
It's always tempting to call people like the guy in this story the stupidest (alleged) criminal ever. But, somehow, the bar for getting arrested via internet idiocy keeps getting set lower and lower. Until yesterday, we'd never heard of a wanted man posting on his local sheriff's Facebook wall, commenting on a story about the fact that police were looking for him. Wait, did we say commenting? This dude started a whole thread. You can't make this stuff up....