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Breasts, Romance and Dating, Sex, Sexual Harassment, Weirdness
The Curious Case Of Randy (Part 2)
[Ed Note: Yesterday we learned that Hope’s partner pal, Randy, was taking testosterone pills to treat his “lactating man-boobs.” Today we learn about the downside of hormonal supplements.] “Testosterone pills? Like, how many do you have to take?” “Well, right now three. One with every meal.” I wanted to end this conversation and finish the […] -
Crime, Lawyer of the Day, Politics, Sex
Lawyer of the Day: Gabriel Schwartz
It seems that things have been going pretty well for Gabriel Schwartz. A 2004 graduate of the University of Denver College of Law, the 29-year-old is already the founder of a law firm, Sandomire & Schwartz. He’s president of his own company (PDF). And he was selected to be a Colorado delegate to the Republican […] - Sponsored
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Sex, Sex Scandals, Sexual Harassment
A New Definition of "Stripper Pole"
In some strip clubs down-under, you can get a lot more than you pay for. A bucks night reveler told police he had lost some of his manhood after a female stripper allegedly raped him with a sex toy. … The best man told police he felt violated when stripper Linda Naggs rode him like […]
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Judge of the Day, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Judge of the Day: Ronald Tills
New York judge Ronald Tills is the guy you want in charge of your bachelor party. You might think he’s out of touch at 73 years old, but he still knows where to find the ladies. Unfortunately, they’re the kind you have to pay for. Tills pleaded guilty last week to violating the Mann Act […] -
5th Circuit, Crime, Federal Judges, Samuel Kent, Sex, Sexual Harassment
Judge Kent Objects to His Indictment. Strenuously.
Methinks the judge doth protest too much? From the Houston Chronicle: U.S. District Judge Samuel Kent stood before a fellow federal judge this morning and vehemently proclaimed his innocence of three federal sexual crimes in his indictment. “I plead absolutely, unequivocally not guilty and look very much forward to a trial on the merits of […] -
Feminism, Gender, Romance and Dating, Sex, Sexism, Sexual Harassment
Summer Wives (Part 1 of 2)
My friend Anna is a summer wife. You see, her “summer” husband, Abraham, does what all high-powered law firm partners do each summer: he dispatches his wife to the summer home in the Hamptons or Shelter Island or Martha’s Vineyard. This allows Biglaw partners to supper in the city with the single senior (or summer) […] -
Breasts, Crime, Federal Judges, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Samuel Kent, Sex, Sexual Harassment
Judge Kent Indicted on Sex Charges
For about a year now, ever since he took a mysterious leave of absence in August 2007, we’ve been following the troubles of Judge Samuel B. Kent (S.D. Tex.). A suspension from the Fifth Circuit, allegations of breastfeeding and BJ requests — it hasn’t been pretty. Yesterday things got even worse for Judge Kent. From […] -
Pornography, Sex, WSJ Law Blog
Smilin' Bob = Epic Fail
If you have a small penis the only thing you can do about it is buy a gun. I can finally say that with the authority of judicial precedent behind me. As the WSJ Law Blog reported yesterday, Steve Warshak, founder of Enzyte, was sentenced to 25 for defrauding sad, pathetic men. I have often […] - Sponsored
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Drinking, Email Scandals, Kids, Sex, Sex Scandals, Summer Associates
Summer Associate of Yesterday: Another Take on the Cradle Robber
One of our favorite law professor bloggers, Stephen Bainbridge, chimes in on yesterday’s summer associate scandal story. His commentary appears here. Our general view of the matter was summed up by a commenter: “Guys from my high school used to seal the deal with girls from college all the time. It was no big deal.” […] -
Drinking, Email Scandals, Kids, Sex, Sex Scandals, Summer Associates
Summer Associate of the Day: The Cradle Robber
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my law firm. My sin, my soul, my summer intern. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.” Now that summer associate programs are over, and most summers have offers safely […] -
Perverts, Pro Bono, Prostitution, Public Interest, Sex, Sex Scandals
Needed: Pro Bono Representation for the 'Hardwood Cabin'
Where is the Institute for Justice when you need it? Or maybe the Pacific Legal Foundation? A libertarian public interest organization needs to defend two victims of intrusive government regulation. From the Seattle Times: Regan “Draco” Lane-Smith and “Naughty” Nonah Elliston outfitted their six-bedroom rental house with 15 mattresses, bondage crosses and sex swings. They […] -
Bad Ideas, Breasts, Sex, Sex Scandals, Summer Associates
Summer Associate of the Day the Mid-1990s: The Necklace Maker
Based on your feedback, it seems that the story of office sex between two Skadden summer associates may just be urban legend. But we don’t feel that bad, since it’s a story that very well could have happened — and surely has, in other years or at other firms. As promised, we’re going to make […] -
Dubious Defenses, Sex, Sex Scandals
From the Department of Dubious Defenses: Let's Go to the Videotape
Willie Gary is a high-profile Florida attorney who is fighting a sexual battery civil suit. Check out his inventive defense strategy, described by Legal Blog Watch: Prominent Florida attorney Willie Gary has released two sex tapes that he says help disprove claims made in a sexual battery suit against him… This week, in a bid […]
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Biglaw, Lesbians, Lindquist & Vennum, Sex, Sex Scandals, Summer Associates
Summer Associates of the Day: Sapphic Summers in Lesbianic Lip-Lock?
When we recently lamented the lack of summer associate scandals, in the New York Observer, did we speak too soon? Although we may be in the home stretch, law firm summer associate programs are not yet over — and neither, thankfully, are the salacious tales they generate. Here’s a story we’ve known about for a […] -
Dubious Defenses, Media and Journalism, Parties, Privacy, Sex, Sex Scandals, Technology, United Kingdom / Great Britain
ATL International: 'We were just role-playing a German prison, not a Nazi German prison.'
British barrister Max Mosley is the president of the International Automobile Federation (F.I.A.). When he’s not overseeing Formula One, he’s allegedly into sadomasochistic sex play. Unfortunately for him, a $5,000 “party” that he arranged was caught on hidden cameras by News of the World, a British tabloid. The encounter, now on YouTube, involved German prison […] -
Email Scandals, Law Schools, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex, Sex Scandals
Kids These Days: Or, Why You Should Always Sign Out of a Public Computer
Curvaceous beauty Monica Lewinsky, who will go down in history as the world’s most famous intern, once joked about going to law school. Instead she went to the prestigious London School of Economics, from which she graduated with a master’s degree in social psychology. Interestingly enough, Lewinsky wrote a law-related thesis: “In Search of the […] -
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Lying to get into someone's pants: Not just skeezy, but tortious, too.
Professor Deana Pollard Sacks writes, over at Feminist Law Professors: Since 2005, four states have finally recognized that fraudulent inducement of sex is rape. Not just immoral, not just “boys being boys” behavior, but misappropriation of a woman’s personal right to choose who invades her body. Perhaps surprisingly, the first state to recognize fraudulent inducement […] -
Crime, Gary Zerola, Gay, Kids, Lawyer of the Day, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Perverts, Politics, Rape, Sex, Sex Scandals, Trials
Update: Massachusetts Lawyers Getting Off
For the record, here’s some follow-up on two Bay State lawyers previously discussed in these pages, who have been cleared of the charges against them. At least to some extent. First, remember Carl Stanley McGee (right), who was arrested after being accused of going down on a 15-year-old boy? Earlier this week, Florida prosecutors decided […] -
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Because Microwaving His Baby Just Wasn't Enough
When it comes to horrible (and horribly trashy) conduct, it’s tough to top microwaving your baby. In a room at a La Quinta motel. But you can certainly supplement it with additional misbehavior. From the Houston Chronicle: A jury should not hear an allegation about sex in an interrogation room that occurred after the arrest […] -
Eliot Spitzer, Holy Crap, Jeffrey Toobin, Politics, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals
Breaking: New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Involved With Prostitution Ring!!!
Guess we picked our Lawyer of the Day too soon. Update (2:30 PM): Press conference scheduled for 2:15 p.m., but Governor Spitzer is running 15 minutes late. “I don’t blame him,” said Ben Smith of the Politico, interviewed just now on CNN. Update (2:35 PM): Jeffrey Toobin, who was an HLS classmate of Eliot Spitzer, […]