Antonin Scalia

  • Porn makes Justice Scalia happy?

    SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    ‘Jiggery-Pokery’ Sparks #scalia4kids, Breaks The Internet

    Last night, I invented a hashtag and Twitter took off and ran with it. Here are some of the best.

    41 Comments / / Jun 26, 2015 at 3:38 PM
  • Justice Scalia: get off his lawn!

    Antonin Scalia, Gay Marriage

    Reading The Mind Of Justice Scalia

    Justice Scalia is so mad about Obamacare and gay marriage that he’s slowly devolved into Dr. Seuss.

    39 Comments / / Jun 26, 2015 at 1:02 PM
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    Gay Marriage, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    The Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Marriage Equality Nationwide

    Congratulations to Jim Obergefell and all the parties and their lawyers on this historic win.

    192 Comments / / Jun 26, 2015 at 10:11 AM
  • Obamacare RF

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.25.15

    * Some people are very, very happy with today’s Obamacare ruling. [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * And some people aren’t. Ah, Sesame Street conservatism: single words must be sounded out in complete isolation. Forget all those sentences and what not. [Breitbart]

    * But this is the best quip at Justice Scalia’s newly dubbed “SCOTUSCare.” [The Faculty Lounge]

    * Law student cleared of hit man murder of ex-boyfriend. [Legal Cheek]

    * What the hell is going on in Massachusetts? Bar exam passage rates are in from February: 56.6 percent overall, and only 66.7 percent for first-time takers. That’s pretty bad when you consider that last year, those numbers were 80 percent and 87 percent, respectively. [Massachusetts Court System]

    * It’s been a while since we checked in on the weird and wild “Judge Bill Pryor and Gay Porn” kerfuffle. Now there’s speculation on the man who brought the pictures to the fore. [Legal Schnauzer]

    * It’s hot out there, man. [What About Clients?]

    7 Comments / / Jun 25, 2015 at 5:54 PM
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    SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    Is Justice Scalia Unfit To Serve? A Published Dialogue With The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Tayler

    Is Justice Scalia is unfit to serve on the basis of his religious beliefs? A debate.

    104 Comments / / Jun 23, 2015 at 5:48 PM
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    Supreme Court

    Justice Scalia Has Horrible Motel Experience

    The travel gods must be frowning on Justice Scalia.

    9 Comments / / Jun 23, 2015 at 2:00 PM
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    Elena Kagan, Supreme Court

    Justice Kagan Cites Precedential Authority Of Comic Book

    Bookmark this post because now you know the proper Bluebooking for a comic book.

    12 Comments / / Jun 22, 2015 at 12:24 PM
  • Rachel Dolezal

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 06.17.15

    * You cannot make this stuff up. The curious case of Rachel Dolezal, the former leader of the NAACP Spokane, Washington branch who resigned in disgrace after her parents made the revelation that Dolezal was white, gets weirder. The Smoking Gun has unearthed a lawsuit Dolezal filed (then known as Rachel Moore) against Howard University for, inter alia, racial discrimination. Yup, Dolezal claimed she just couldn’t make it as a white women.  [The Smoking Gun]

    * Fresh off of the tragedy of Kalief Browder, the man who was held in Rikers for three years awaiting trial for stealing a backpack before the charges were dismissed, comes the case of Carlos Montero. Montero, arrested as a teenager, has been in Rikers for SEVEN YEARS waiting for his day in court. [New York Post]

    * I mean, they’ve only worked together for 21 years and 10 months. Justice Antonin Scalia apologized from the bench yesterday after calling Justice Ginsburg Justice Goldberg. The apology seemed sincere, but Scalia played it cool with a quip about Justice Arthur Goldberg. [Supreme Court Brief]

    * The Colorado Supreme Court ruled yesterday that an employer can fire an employee for medical marijuana use, legal under state law, since the use is still illegal under federal statutes. [Huffington Post]

    * If your company finds themselves the victim of trade secret theft, is there an alternative to costly civil litigation? There just might be if you get the police involved. [Corporate Counsel]

    60 Comments / / Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01 AM
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    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.15.15

    * Hank Greenberg won his lawsuit against the government for illegally seizing insurance giant A.I.G. as part of a bailout. But the court awarded no damages, finding that shareholders weren’t harmed by the takeover. So, to translate this, the court basically said to Greenberg, “You were so bad at running your business that a cabal of bureaucrats acting illegally did better for shareholders than you.” That’s… gotta sting. [New York Times]

    * Lost in the excitement of today’s Baker Botts decision was the Supreme Court declining to save North Carolina’s struck-down abortion law that would have required doctors to bend over backwards to dissuade women from getting an abortion. Over the dissent of Justice Scalia, the Court killed the law without giving it a chance. [Jezebel]

    * If you’re going to Richmond, California, make sure you’ve left your Ultimate Nullifier at home. [Lowering the Bar]

    * Something finally goes wrong for wealthy people moving into Brooklyn. SPOILER: it’s other wealthy people moving into Brooklyn. [Brownstoner]

    * Justice Ginsburg tells the crowd at the annual ACS Convention that Natalie Portman held up the upcoming RBG biopic, On the Basis of Sex, demanding that the film have a female director. Men’s rights activists can take heart that a man will be directing the inevitable porn version. [The Week]

    * Alan Dershowitz worries that the Zivotofsky decision gives the White House too much power over foreign policy as opposed to some myopic former water commissioner awash in lobbyist money from AIPAC and apocalyptic-minded Evangelicals Congress. [The Blaze]

    * Do you hate patent trolls? Good. Consider supporting this feature comedy film trolling patent trolls. [Indiegogo]

    * If you’re in D.C. Thursday morning, come hear our own David Lat discuss the future of the Roberts Court with some other people who are nowhere near as important. Like congresspeople and former federal judges and such. [Politico]

    32 Comments / / Jun 15, 2015 at 5:31 PM
  • Which actors should play our nine justices?

    Movies, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Television

    Standard Of Review: Casting The Supreme Court

    Whom would you cast to play our current Supreme Court justices? Arts columnist Harry Graff makes his nominations.

    14 Comments / / Jun 11, 2015 at 4:22 PM
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    Antonin Scalia

    Scalia Gives Shout-Out To Creationists

    Why is Justice Scalia pandering to creationists?

    88 Comments / / Jun 9, 2015 at 4:02 PM
  • Porn makes Justice Scalia happy?

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    Justice Antonin Scalia Is Here To Rain On Your Nazi Parade

    What a colorful commencement speech.

    19 Comments / / Jun 8, 2015 at 1:45 PM
  • Edward Gero as Justice Antonin Scalia in The Originalist at Arena Stage (photo by C. Stanley Photography)

    Antonin Scalia, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Theater

    ATL Theater Review: The Originalist

    If you’re interested in theater, the Supreme Court, or both, check out this new play about Justice Antonin Scalia.

    10 Comments / / May 12, 2015 at 1:31 PM
  • Porn makes Justice Scalia happy?

    Antonin Scalia, Gay Marriage, Supreme Court

    In Defense Of Justice Scalia

    A defense of Justice Scalia’s controversial joke — from a prominent progressive law professor.

    42 Comments / / Apr 30, 2015 at 10:44 AM
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    Antonin Scalia, Gay Marriage, Supreme Court

    Justice Scalia Makes Completely Tone-Deaf Joke During Gay Marriage Arguments

    Laugh it up, Scalia. Your joke wasn’t inappropriate at all.

    79 Comments / / Apr 29, 2015 at 1:20 PM
  • Loretta Lynch

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.21.15

    * Loretta Lynch might actually get confirmed, you guys! Senate Republicans have agreed to a bipartisan deal on human trafficking legislation which should end the Lynch logjam. America in 2015, “human trafficking bad” now requires months of negotiation. [CNN]

    * Our old friend Professor Michael Simkovic is back and defending the decision to go to law school based on part-time job numbers because, hey, that’s how the Bureau of Labor measures unemployment so it must be the same for judging employment for struggling J.D.s. Professor Bernie Burk gives a thorough, thoughtful, and respectful retort. [The Faculty Lounge]

    * Meanwhile, failing to learn the lesson of America, students seeking law degrees skyrocket in the UK. Thomas Cooley considers Norfolk campus. [Legal Cheek]

    * The property law of Downton Abbey. It teaches the most important lesson of property — historically it’s really, really good to be a wealthy white guy. [Vanderbilt Law Review]

    * Digging into a less heralded subsidiary argument in the marriage equality cases: the “proceed with caution” rhetoric intended to push the issue to the backburner. [NYU Law Review]

    * On that note, same-sex marriage kills babies!!! Well, no, not really. But that is the argument one former Scalia clerk is making for some reason. [Dorf on Law]

    * Looks like Europe is going to hit Putin where it hurts… an antitrust courtroom. That’ll learn him! [New York Times]

    18 Comments / / Apr 21, 2015 at 5:01 PM
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    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 04.20.15

    * Here’s a very important lesson for all of the lawyers reading this: thinking about work while you’re on the way to work doesn’t mean that you’re actually working. This novel argument failed miserably for a Biglaw partner trying to get out of a huge insurance claim. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * Justice Scalia isn’t very fond of the media’s coverage of SCOTUS: “They don’t like conservatives on the court, or anywhere else for that matter. They do a lousy job. You can’t expect them to do a good job.” Wow, tell us how you really feel. [Arkansas Online]

    * “Enough! Enough! Call Loretta Lynch for a vote. Get her confirmed. Put her in place. Let her do her job.” After months of watching his pick for attorney general wait around thanks to political gridlock, President Obama has finally had it with this sh*t. [New York Times]

    * Good news, associates! If you leave your law firm job for a Supreme Court clerkship, you’ll likely still be able to receive that gigantic SCOTUS hiring bonus — to the tune of $300,000 plus! — if you return to the firm you left when it’s over. [National Law Journal]

    * “Hard questions have to be asked at law schools whose modest reputations and forgiving admission standards do not ensure their graduates gainful employment.” High LSAT scores are down, bar failure is up, and law schools still say it’s not their fault. [Bloomberg]

    71 Comments / / Apr 20, 2015 at 9:01 AM
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    Drugs, Supreme Court

    LSD and a Top-Secret Army Experiment’s Trip to the Supreme Court

    Justice Scalia and Justice Brennan square off… again.

    1 Comment / / Apr 16, 2015 at 4:28 PM