Barrister’s Ball

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    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 01.29.15

    * “I will be myself. I will be Loretta Lynch.” During the first day of her Senate Judiciary hearing, our would-be attorney general was cool, calm, and collected while delivering the news that she’s not Eric Holder. [National Law Journal]

    * Just how many retweets does it take for a law student at Oklahoma Law to convince Steven Adams of the Oklahoma City Thunder to go with her to law school prom (i.e., Barrister’s Ball)? Apparently only 1K. Come on, be her date, Steve! [FanSided]

    * After being arrested on bribery charges, New York Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver has decided to take a leave of absence from personal injury firm Weitz & Luxenberg — and to think, he was originally hired “to bring prestige to the firm.” [WSJ Law Blog]

    * “Chess trains you to always think of the worst-case scenario. A lot of the time, that’s what lawyers are hired to do—to think, ‘What’s the worst case and how can I manage it?’” The youngest Debevoise associate moonlights as a chess champ. [Am Law Daily]

    * Sue Ann Arnall, the ex-wife of billionaire Harold Hamm who first rejected a $975 million alimony check earlier this month and later cashed it, still thinks she should be able to appeal her divorce decree. This woman’s got some real chutzpah. [Bloomberg]

    9 Comments / / Jan 29, 2015 at 9:01 AM
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    Bad Ideas, Drinking, Law Schools, Parties

    Later, When Students Have Sex On Or With A Duck Boat, The Law School Will Regret Rationing Water

    Shouldn’t water always be free if we care about student intoxication?

    35 Comments / / Mar 26, 2013 at 12:02 PM
  • Gay Marriage, Guns / Firearms, Law Professors, Non-Sequiturs, Police

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.15.13

    * Republican Senator Rob Portman announces his support for gay marriage after learning that his son is gay. Yay! Let’s all celebrate him for meeting the lowest threshold of human decency once he found a purely selfish reason to change. [ABC News]

    * Wait, they can declare martial law in Brooklyn? I thought they could only do that in terrible movies. [Before It’s News]

    * A Southern District of Florida clerk is named one of Southern Florida’s most eligible bachelors. Our bachelor “claims to be the other white meat” and to “have a lot in common with Christian Grey.” He doesn’t sound douchey at all. [Brickell Magazine (jump to page 91)]

    * Comparing Chicago Law faculty to Game of Thrones characters produces surprisingly accurate results. [UChilawgo]

    * With law schools raising tuition and the profession shrinking… more people need to rush to law school. Keep sipping that sweet, sweet Kool-Aid, buddy. [Daily Princetonian]

    * GW Law’s Barrister’s Ball — $2500 fee for vomiting! [GW Law SBA]

    * Watch Elie talk about Wayne LaPierre and guns. [HuffPost Live]

    * University of Oregon Property professor doesn’t understand “property,” snatches student’s phone. Click through the jump to see more video of what happens when law professors and hippies clash! [Photography Is Not a Crime]

    5 Comments / / Mar 15, 2013 at 5:04 PM
  • Maybe law schools should be more like strip clubs?

    Drinking, Law Schools

    Is Your Law School A Dram Shop?

    Law school sued for letting people get drunk at its Barrister’s Ball…

    35 Comments / / Aug 3, 2012 at 2:27 PM
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    Drinking, Law Schools, Nauseating Things, Parties

    Barrister’s Ball Blowout: A Night of Booze, Barf, and Blood (and B*tching About the Budget)

    Bleeding, barfing, and breaching contracts is no way to go through life…

    93 Comments / / Apr 12, 2012 at 10:11 AM