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Caption Contests, Celebrities, Contests, Lawyer Advertising, Music, Pictures, Reader Polls
Caption Contest Finalists: Baby, Baby, Baby, Law
Really, nobody who has this much Bieber fever deserves a t-shirt. -
Caption Contests, Celebrities, Contests, Lawyer Advertising, Music, Pictures
Caption Contest: Baby, Baby, Baby, Law
It's gotta be tough to have this name and need to get clients off the subway. - Sponsored
Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
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Baseball, Breasts, Celebrities, Nancy Grace, Quote of the Day, Sports, Television
Nancy Grace's Nipple Says Hi
Nancy Grace's nipple is apparently the cause of all sporting woes.
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Celebrities, Constitutional Law, Crime, D.C. Circuit, Facebook, Law Professors, Law Reviews, Law School Deans, Law Schools, Lindsay Lohan, Non-Sequiturs, Politics, Religion, Rudeness, Shopping, Weddings
Non-Sequiturs: 03.22.13
* So, after being shut down for more than two years, Caitlin Halligan asked President Obama to withdraw her nomination to the D.C. Circuit. This is how democracy works in our country, folks, and it’s pretty sad. [People For the American Way; Post Politics / Washington Post] * In America, we’re trying to get official recognition for gay marriage. In Scotland, they’re trying to get official recognition for weddings performed by Jedi Knights. Please, by all means, proceed to stroke each other’s lightsabers over this exciting nerd news. [Volokh Conspiracy] * Oh my god, this is something I’m definitely going to have to sit down and read, it looks so salacious and — oh. *eyeroll* This just in from the subtitle letdown department…. [Overlawyered] * A political consultant in Nebraska apparently got himself fired because he called Sen. Danielle Conrad a C-U-Next-Tuesday on his Facebook page. That was way harsh, Tai. [Jezebel] * Click here to listen to Professor Brian Tamanaha and Dean Lawrence Mitchell talk about rethinking the future of legal education. Tamanaha thinks the tuition is too damn high, whereas Dean Mitchell simply thinks that “life is expensive.” Not even kidding, he really said that. [Associate's Mind] * At Target, you can definitely expect more and pay less, but that’s probably because your money’s allegedly being stolen out of the cash register. [Legal Juice] * And just because I love just about everything that Lindsay Lohan does because she’s the hottest of all messes, here’s a timeline of her mug shots ranked in order of her sex appeal. I love that we live in a world where such a thing actually exists! [Gawker] -
California, Celebrities, Crime, Entertainment Law, Quote of the Day
Representing Celebrity Clients Sounds A Lot Like Dealing With Biglaw Partners
Because sometimes your clients are just as spoiled as your bosses. -
California, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Lunacy, Quote of the Day, Rudeness, State Judges, Videos
Lindsay Lohan's Lunacy: 'Mean Girl' Threatens to Kill Lawyer
We know Lindsay Lohan's a little kooky, but did she really do that? -
Celebrities, Music, Quote of the Day, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Twittering
But the 'Worst Attorney' Wouldn't Have Offered a Defense!
Come now, Jimmy Fallon, he couldn't have been that bad of an attorney. -
Celebrities, Tax Law, White-Collar Crime
Stephen Baldwin Plea Agreement -- Thank God We Won't Lose His Acting Genius
Stephen Baldwin has reached an agreement in his tax case. Avoids being locked up with Pauly Shore again. - Sponsored
Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so… -
Basketball, Celebrities, Pregnancy / Paternity, Sex Scandals, Sports
Full-Court Press For Michael Jordan's Baby Mama Drama
Who's claiming she's dribbled Michael Jordan's balls this time? Is he the father or isn't he? Let's discuss... -
Celebrities, Copyright, Federal Government, Lindsay Lohan, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Pets, Rape, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
Non-Sequiturs: 02.26.13
* For any Catholics hitting up PaddyPower to lay down money on the conclave, you’ve probably had some restless nights wondering if Pope Gregory XIV’s edict per the Ius Decretalium still applies. It doesn’t. That’s a load off. [Canon Law Blog] * A number of strip clubs are challenging San Antonio’s new regulations. One key to their argument: “the presentation of expressive dance performances is a beneficial social activity which creates an improved self image for the dancer….” Yeah, good luck with that argument. [KEGL] * If you’re looking for emotional distress damages, maybe lay off the “I’m just embarrassed to be seen with him now” arguments. [Lowering the Bar] * To challenge the law letting the government tap your communications in secret, you need to have full knowledge that the secret recording is happening. Thanks Joseph Heller. [Volokh Conspiracy] * Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break with her legal counsel. Hey, LiLo! Next time check Avvo to find a higher rated lawyer. [Perez Hilton] * The new Copyright Alert System goes into effect, allowing copyright holders to make your service provider slow your Internet to a crawl if you’re identified as a repeat violator. I don’t see what the big deal is, but then again, I’m still using a Prodigy account. [Gawker] * MC Hammer is softening, but still a tad miffed after police booked him for an expired registration after he told them, “U Can’t Touch This.” [Los Angeles Times] * Are you kidding? University of North Carolina’s “Honor Court” is threatening to expel a student for “intimidating” her attacker by discussing that she was raped — without identifying her attacker. This is why North Carolina can’t have nice things. [Feministing] -
Britney Spears, Celebrities, Music, Romance and Dating
Britney Spears Is Kind Of Dating A Lawyer... Okay, Not Really
Britney Spears has a new beau, and he works at a law firm. Who is he? -
Celebrities, Conferences / Symposia, Music, Rap
Busta Rhymes Comes Out of Hiding to Rap for Lawyers
You know a rapper's career has gone down the tubes when he's seen performing at a law conference. -
Celebrities, Contracts, Donald Trump, Quote of the Day
Bill Maher Goes Apesh*t on Donald Trump's Lawyer
Not one to pass up a good joke, Bill Maher went to town on Donald Trump's lawyer...
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Barack Obama, Biglaw, Celebrities, Contracts, Donald Trump, Quote of the Day, Twittering
Quote of the Day: Trump's Lawyers May Be 'FIRED!' Over This
"You're FIRED!" Those are probably words that Donald Trump's lawyers will soon hear after they lose this absurd case. -
Books, Celebrities, Fabulosity, Federal Judges, Lawyerly Lairs, Real Estate, SCOTUS, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court
It's Justice Sotomayor's Beloved World; The Rest Of Us Are Just Living In It (Plus Tales From Her Honor's Neighbors)
So what's Justice Sotomayor like as a neighbor? Fellow residents of her condo have the 411. -
Celebrities, Depositions, Labor / Employment, Music, Rudeness
Lady Gaga Is the Most Foul-Mouthed Deponent of All Time
Lady Gaga is famous for her music, but now she's being made famous for her abusive deposition testimony. -
Celebrities, Crime, Paralegals
Casey Anthony, Paralegal?
Is Casey Anthony entering the legal profession? Her lawyer believes she'd make a great paralegal. -
Celebrities, Hotties, Law Schools
Is Katie Holmes Going to Law School?
When not divorcing the spawn of Xenu, Katie Holmes is apparently considering law school. -
Basketball, Celebrities, Football, Sports
Sports Law, Spaw, Lorts: The Lies They Tell Ourselves
In today's sports law column: Manti Te'o's alleged 'catfishing' experience, Larry McGuinness's suit against the Spurs, and other sports figures in legal hot water. -
3rd Circuit, Andrew Cuomo, Basketball, Biglaw, Celebrities, Copyright, Crime, Guns / Firearms, Law Professors, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Rap, Sports, State Judges
Morning Docket: 01.16.13
* “It’s very hard to copyright a story about an individual growing up in the ghetto and getting involved in crime.” Go Third Circuit, it’s your birthday, we gon’ affirm that like it’s your birthday. [New Jersey Law Journal (reg. req.)]
* I believe you have my stapler? A former Fried Frank staffer has been accused of stealing more than $376K worth of copy machine ink from the firm and selling it on the black market for office supplies. [Am Law Daily]
* Governor Andrew Cuomo nominated Jenny Rivera, a CUNY School of Law professor, to fill a vacant New York Court of Appeals seat. If confirmed, she’ll be the second Hispanic to sit on the court. [New York Law Journal]
* This’ll please the gun nuts: Governor Cuomo’s gun-control bill was passed by the legislature and signed into law, officially making New York the state with the toughest gun restrictions in the nation. [New York Times]
* And this right here is the lawsuit equivalent of half-court heave. A lawyer is suing the San Antonio Spurs because the team’s coach sent all of its best players home to rest without the fans’ prior knowledge. [ESPN]