Crime

  • 'My fake career! Nooooooooooo!'

    Attorney Misconduct, Crime

    Law Firm Partner Charged After Pretending To Be A Lawyer For A Decade

    Why bother wasting away in law school when you can just tell people you’re a lawyer?

    46 Comments / / Mar 31, 2015 at 12:02 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime, Violence

    Criminally Yours: Domestic Violence Is No Laughing Matter

    No matter how high your earnings, if you get arrested for domestic violence, you’ll find yourself sitting on a bench in the front of the courtroom right next to the lowly perps with rap sheets as developed as your stock portfolio.

    15 Comments / / Mar 30, 2015 at 1:46 PM
  • Falling Down

    Crime, Quote of the Day, Uncategorized

    Sometimes You Just Have To Shoot Up A McDonald’s

    A woman is convicted of shooting into a McDonald’s. You’ll never guess why.

    24 Comments / / Mar 27, 2015 at 2:56 PM
  • Andrew Gilbertson

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 03.27.15

    * Brooklyn Law’s dean thinks “too much power rests with the [NCBE],” and that we need a new way to license lawyers. Brooklyn Law’s July 2014 bar passage rate was ~10 percent lower than the year prior, so perhaps he doesn’t like how those grapes taste. [National Law Journal]

    * A man on trial for a bank robbery committed in 2013 pooped his pants while on the stand, removed some of said poop from his pants, and started eating it because the Virgin Mary told him to do it. If you couldn’t tell, he’s got an insanity defense. [Inquisitr]

    * A new Citigroup report says Biglaw firms are at “high risk for cyberintrusions,” but so few will admit that they’ve been hacked it’s impossible to tell if the problem is growing. Don’t worry, clients, your confidential files might be safe. [DealBook / New York Times]

    * People may think “this is a crappy, for-profit school that didn’t make it. But it could have been a great law school.” Charleston Law’s founding dean wrote a damning blog post about his colleagues for their attempts to sell the school to InfiLaw. [Post and Courier]

    * “[B]eing well-dressed and having a law school diploma” isn’t enough to ensure that you’ll get a job anymore. Quick, take some advice from the career services dean at a school where 47.2 percent of recent grads are working full-time as lawyers. [Huffington Post]

    19 Comments / / Mar 27, 2015 at 8:53 AM
  • Judge Joe Brown

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 03.25.15

    * “You can do all you want! Four days. You don’t have the jurisdiction. Five days.” Judge Joe Brown lost his appeal over a contempt charge he earned last year after he allegedly “lost control” during a juvenile court hearing and yelled at the presiding judge. [WREG]

    * According to a recent study, law faculties are lacking in white Christians and white Republicans. The most underrepresented demographic of all is that of Republican women. By all accounts, it looks like that particular group needs to sue to to get full-time teaching positions. [National Law Journal]

    * Law firms are constantly being inundated with solicitations for rankings and awards, and while they often complain that there are too many, let’s face it: lawyers’ egos are huge, and there will never be enough prestige to sate them. [Business of Law / Bloomberg BNA]

    * Ellen Pao’s gender discrimination case against Kleiner Perkins has turned into a circus, with two area law firms fighting each other tooth and nail, and witnesses on the stand questioning lawyers with the judge’s intermittent approval. [DealBook / New York Times]

    * Paul Ceglia, the alleged Facebook huckster who claimed he owned half of the social media company, may have escaped justice by removing his ankle monitor and disappearing, but his family had to forfeit his $250,000 bail yesterday. Like? [Reuters]

    23 Comments / / Mar 25, 2015 at 9:08 AM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Cars, Crime, Police

    Criminally Yours: Police Stop Your Car — Now What?

    Don’t get in a car with anyone you suspect is carrying drugs or other contraband. Should that car be stopped (even on the most flimsy of pretenses), one thing could lead to another — and you might all end up in jail.

    29 Comments / / Mar 23, 2015 at 2:45 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime, Trials

    Criminally Yours: A Trial Virgin (Part II)

    No amount of practice can truly prepare you for your first trial.

    28 Comments / / Mar 16, 2015 at 1:51 PM
  • the jinx

    Crime, Quote of the Day, Television

    Star Of The Jinx Arrested, ‘Confesses’

    The popular documentary takes a spectacular turn.

    9 Comments / / Mar 16, 2015 at 10:54 AM
  • Use your imagination...

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.10.15

    * “A senior Queens judge allowed a bawdy Viagra-themed light-switch cover to remain in his courtroom for at least a year — even after a female lawyer complained that it was inappropriate for court.” Obviously, there will be a contingent trying to write this off as “just a joke” and asking everyone to “relax,” but seriously, how is ANY joke lightswitch cover appropriate in a courtroom? Let alone a penis switch. [NY Post]

    * Teen burglars started sniffing the powder they stole thinking it was cocaine. Instead, it was cremated ashes. It’s part Cocaine Cowboys and part Six Feet Under. [The Smoking Gun]

    * No one can predict how much tuition will rise over the next several years. But this offers the next best thing: an interactive tool to chart how much each school’s tuition has changed over the last few years. [Bar Exam Stats]

    * We’ve featured some of Richard Hsu’s interviews in this space. The Recorder sat down with the Shearman & Sterling partner to discuss his podcast. [The Recorder]

    * Elie went on HuffPo today to discuss the phenomenon of law schools dropping the LSAT. [HuffPo Live]

    * Former Wilmer litigator and 10th Circuit clerk John Ford has a new book out called The Cipher (affiliate link). It’s about the NSA harassing an innocent American citizen. Or as the rest of us call it, “a Tuesday.” [Amazon]

    * In sad news, Dave Frohnmayer, former Oregon Attorney General, dean of Oregon Law School, and President of the University of Oregon passed away at 74. On a personal note, he was extremely supportive when I resuscitated the South Eugene debate program (where his daughters had earlier debated) before I went off to law school. Rest in peace. [The Oregonian]

    * Have you ever wondered about litigation finance and thought, “if only someone would make a cartoon to explain it all to me” then you’re in luck. [LFC360]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrQklMvyuOM

    22 Comments / / Mar 10, 2015 at 5:20 PM
  • woman with a bloody knife

    Law Schools, Murder

    Man Accused Of Murdering Georgetown Law Student Says His Girlfriend Was The Real Killer

    Who killed this Georgetown Law student?

    / Mar 9, 2015 at 2:16 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime, Trials

    Criminally Yours: Your First Trial (Part I)

    Doing trial work is like learning to ride a bike. You have no idea what it feels like to be balanced, until you ride long enough.

    8 Comments / / Mar 9, 2015 at 1:31 PM
  • m9ygchtajcd8ptxnxcoh

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.06.15

    * I guess 15 minutes of fame can really mess with you. The “cute mugshot girl” who took the Internet by storm a while back managed to get arrested again. Negative attention is still attention. [Gawker]

    * The DOJ is about to file corruption charges against Senator Robert Menendez. Corruption in New Jersey? [CNN]

    * With the assistance of the pro bono legal teams at WilmerHale and Polsinelli, 303 conservatives filed a historic amicus brief in support of marriage equality. [WilmerHale]

    * A nice review of “A Conversation on Clerking” moderated by U.S. Supreme Court reporter Anthony Mauro of the National Law Journal, with panelists including our own David Lat; Judge Patricia Millett of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit; and Lucas Townsend, an associate at Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher and former clerk to U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Jr. [American Bar Association]

    * Looking for an extra $1,000 this year? Enter this legal fiction writing contest. Maybe you’ll write the next Supreme Ambitions (affiliate link). [The Expert Institute]

    13 Comments / / Mar 6, 2015 at 5:01 PM
  • confused lawyer

    Crime, Ridiculousness

    Lawyer Unsure What To Do With Client’s Dead Body

    What would you have done in this crazy situation?

    29 Comments / / Mar 6, 2015 at 2:01 PM
  • police crime tape

    Federal Judges, Guns / Firearms

    Federal Judge Shot At His Home In Botched Attack

    Was this a targeted attack on the judge?

    47 Comments / / Mar 6, 2015 at 11:45 AM
  • RBG Red Cup

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 03.06.15

    * Per a recent Super Lawyers survey, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the Supreme Court justice with whom the nation’s top lawyers would most like to share a lunch date. Come on, admit it: you just want to get wasted with the Notorious R.B.G. [TIME]

    * Perhaps in anticipation of a SCOTUS ruling on the constitutionality of same-sex marriage, states across the country are dreaming up legislation that would allow businesses to refuse service to gay couples. Man, we’re such jerks. [New York Times]

    * Taking over China with its Dacheng merger wasn’t enough for Dentons, and what’s now the largest firm in the world by attorney headcount still wants to conquer the United States. Dentons is trying to woo McKenna Long & Aldridge, again. [Am Law Daily]

    * Dewey know which firm’s ex-COO is denying knowledge of any financial funny business? Defense lawyers for D&L’s former top brass are now relying on his statements that staffers may have been inept, but surely weren’t doing anything illegal. [New York Law Journal]

    * Remember that BARBRI antitrust class-action settlement that was reached almost a decade ago? The lawyers and law firms involved are still fighting over legal fees in the case, namely how many millions they think they ought to receive. [National Law Journal]

    38 Comments / / Mar 6, 2015 at 9:06 AM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime, Police

    Criminally Yours: Your ‘One’ Phone Call

    There are a lot of myths about criminal law, and the idea of the “one” phone call remains a standard one.

    59 Comments / / Mar 2, 2015 at 11:03 AM
  • Dan Markel

    Dan Markel, Deaths, Quote of the Day

    Dan Markel’s Father Speaks Out

    Does Phillip Markel have a theory as to who murdered his son?

    / Feb 27, 2015 at 2:59 PM
  • 1280px-Accetta

    Quote of the Day, Weirdness

    Lawyer Sprayed With Acid And Hit With A Hatchet

    Absolutely bizarre attack on a lawyer in his 60s.

    17 Comments / / Feb 26, 2015 at 3:31 PM