Dan Bilzerian

The greatest letter about grabbing a woman by the crotch and throwing her ever.

* Ted Cruz never should have left the courtroom, it’s the only place where his personality didn’t get in his way. [Slate]

* Meet Olympic hopeful Ashley Higginson. A track and field steeplechaser, she is a recent graduate of Rutgers Law School (which she got into after a personal plea to the dean) and has already passed the New York bar. Go Ashley! [Sports Illustrated]

* I may have disagreed with him about Seattle’s most infamous sports fan but Marc Randazza just secured a big win for TMZ getting wealthy Instagram porn-star tosser Dan Bilzerian’s claim dismissed AND making Bilzerian cover TMZ’s 22K legal bill. [The Dirty]

* Good news! The Virgin Islands Supreme Court just found that calling a lawyer a liar is not defamatory. Conduct yourself accordingly. [Legal Profession Blog]

* Ferguson prosecutor Stephanie Karr is being removed as city attorney after the DOJ’s report on the city singled out her role in numerous constitutional violations. [St. Louis Post Dispatch]

* A French worker sues his employer over boring work. Sounds like a fascinating caszzzzzzzzz… [Law and More]

The story behind SCOTUS litigator Tom Goldstein's Bilzerian experience with automatic weapons.

Which famous lawyer just laid down the snark on a porn star threatening to sue a millionaire?