• Margarita in a glass

    Antonin Scalia, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Fashion, Federal Judges, Food, Non-Sequiturs, Sexual Harassment

    Non-Sequiturs: 09.12.14

    * Mexican drug cartels are moving beyond shipping cocaine and are starting to grow the stuff too. As long as they stop hijacking lime shipments and driving up margarita prices. [Vocativ]

    The prosecutor who admitted Ray Rice into a pre-trial intervention program (and there are pros and cons to that decision) specifically denied the same option to a working single mother of two who didn’t realize her out of state gun permit wasn’t accepted. She was offered a 3+ year prison deal. Because, you know… prosecutors. [Huffington Post]

    * If you’re planning on getting arrested in New Orleans — and who isn’t? — don’t get arrested at night. [The Times-Picayune]

    * A federal judge is accused of sexual misconduct with a clerk. I had to check twice to make sure this wasn’t just a plot point in David’s upcoming book (affiliate link). [Waco Tribune-Herald]

    * Defense lawyer allegedly drives drunk… to the courthouse. [Indianapolis Star]

    * The complex legal tapestry of sandwiches. [The Atlantic]

    * “Mathew Martoma’s Parents Raise Some Good, Less Good Points.” [Dealbreaker]

    * If you were interested in the mélange of issues surrounding privilege, whistleblowing, and litigation finance, here’s a primer. [LFC360]

    * Jimmy Kimmel asked some New York Fashion Week attendees about Justice Scalia. Hilarity ensues. Video embedded below… [YouTube]

    3 Comments / / Sep 12, 2014 at 5:04 PM
  • judge emily dean LF

    Drinking, Judge of the Day, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns

    Judge Punished For Going To Court Drunk, Peeing In The Street

    She had to spend three days in an intensive care unit for severe alcohol intoxication…

    21 Comments / / Sep 12, 2014 at 3:34 PM
  • 640px-Bob_McDonnell_by_Gage_Skidmore

    Drinking, FTC, Health Care / Medicine, Non-Sequiturs, Police, Politics, Racism, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 09.04.14

    * Bob McDonnell, former governor of Virginia, guilty of 11 counts of corruption. Maureen McDonnell guilty of 8. If only they’d gotten that severance motion. [Wonkette] * The best way to catch drunk drivers is to give them something to crash into. [Legal Juice] * Chaumtoli Huq, a former general counsel to the New York […]

    1 Comment / / Sep 4, 2014 at 5:37 PM
  • Life boat sign

    Drinking, Job Searches, Law Professors, Law Schools

    Elie’s 8 Tips For 1L Year

    This post is less of a 1L “survival guide” and more of an umbrella for 1Ls drowning in BS.

    39 Comments / / Aug 25, 2014 at 5:55 PM
  • wine

    Advertising, Blogging, Contests, Drinking, Education / Schools, Jury Duty, Non-Sequiturs, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.11.14

    * Jury writes judge a note asking for a “big bottle of wine.” It’s gonna be a long night. [Southern District of Florida Blog]

    * As it turns out, some Redditors are morons who don’t understand law. Glad we cleared that up. [The Concourse]

    * There’s a Kickstarter for an Ally McBeal podcast. If you love talking about unisex bathrooms, here’s a golden opportunity. [Kickstarter]

    * Attention law students: there’s a $500 prize in it if you can craft a winning blog post. [The Expert Institute]

    * Terrible, terrible advertising. [Copyranter]

    * A Simpson Thacher associate is planning to row across the Atlantic to support cancer research. [Remacae]

    * These teacher tenure suits are so stupid and completely miss the real reason public schools have trouble. And the lead plaintiff inadvertently confessed just how off the mark he is. [Washington Post]

    * AMC released the teaser for Better Call Saul. After the jump… [via Time Magazine]

    2 Comments / / Aug 11, 2014 at 4:42 PM
  • Woo, Biglaw, bro!

    Biglaw, Contests, Drinking, Fabulosity, Parties, Summer Associates

    Best Summer Associate Event Contest (2014): The Winner!

    What was the best Biglaw summer associate event of 2014? We’ve finally got the answer to that question.

    6 Comments / / Aug 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM
  • In vino veritas.

    Drinking, Education / Schools

    Virginia Apologizes To UVA Student For Confusing Her With Jesus Christ

    Is there ever any excuse for coming down like this on an underaged drinker?

    23 Comments / / Aug 1, 2014 at 3:59 PM
  • saulgoodman__130409172658__130726211708-275x213

    Books, Constitutional Law, D.C. Circuit, Drinking, Health Care / Medicine, Non-Sequiturs, Patents, Sexual Harassment, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 07.24.14

    * Have you all called the Breaking Bad law firm number yet? Because it works, so go for it! [Legal Cheek]

    * How to make airlines more profitable: make everyone sit on bicycle seats! [Lowering the Bar]

    * Ilya Somin explains why the D.C. Circuit’s interpretation in Halbig isn’t absurd. And it’s not absurd. It just reflects the hilariously cynical conservative opposition to giving their own citizens tax breaks. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * Ohio State fired its band director amid sexual harassment allegations. To fire a guy, Ohio State must have dotted every “i” in this investigation. [USA Today]

    * Speaking of sexual harassment, the Navy’s Blue Angels are the subject of a sexual harassment suit. And somehow it involves a blue and gold penis seen from space. [Slate]

    * The Chevron battle over Ecuador continues. Turns out the star witness Chevron paid upwards of $1 million to testify took 50 days of prep to finally get his ever-shifting story straight. [Huffington Post]

    * There’s a new book out called Kate’s Escape from the Billable Hour (affiliate link). We haven’t read it, but apparently this tale of “a burnt-out, second-year attorney working in the dysfunctional world of Big Law” mentions ATL. So they definitely did their research. [Amazon]

    * Watch a drunk guy give cops a lesson in Con Law. Video after the jump…. [Barstool Sports]

    0 Comments / / Jul 24, 2014 at 4:55 PM
  • How the cupcake crumbles: the once-successful venture of an NYLS grad and her husband needs a rescue.

    ACLU, Biglaw, Drinking, Federal Government, Federal Judges, Food, Morning Docket, Partner Issues, Politics, Tax Law

    Morning Docket: 07.11.14

    * Judge Emmet Sullivan (D.D.C.) wants the IRS to explain, in a sworn declaration, how exactly it lost Lois Lerner’s emails. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * And the fun for the IRS continues today in the courtroom of Judge Reggie Walton (D.D.C.), as reported by Sidney Powell, author of Licensed To Lie (affiliate link). [New York Observer]

    * Speaker John Boehner wants to take the Republicans’ crusade against Obamacare to the courts. [New York Times]

    * Andrew Calder, the young M&A partner that Kirkland & Ellis snagged from Simpson Thacher for a reported $5 million a year, is already bringing in big deals. [American Lawyer]

    How the cupcake crumbles: the once-successful venture of an NYLS grad and her husband needs a rescue.

    * “Duke University is not and never has been in the business of producing, marketing, distributing, or selling alcohol.” Some bros down in Durham disagree. [ABA Journal]

    * If you see something… sue someone? The ACLU and Asian American civil rights groups, together with some help from Bingham McCutchen, have filed a legal challenge to the Suspicious Activity Reporting database. [New York Times]

    * Congrats to David Hashmall, the incoming chair of Goodwin Procter — and congrats to outgoing chair Regina Pisa, the first woman ever to lead an Am Law 100 firm, on her long and successful leadership. [American Lawyer]

    * A group of investors might end up devouring Crumbs, the cupcake-store chain founded by New York Law School grad Mia Bauer that suddenly shut down this week amid talk of a bankruptcy filing. [Wall Street Journal (sub. req.)]

    5 Comments / / Jul 11, 2014 at 9:08 AM
  • The holy grail of trivia championships

    Admin, Announcements, Drinking, Events

    Summer Trivia Showdown, Question 1: Do You Like Free Drinks?

    This Thursday, come play trivia with ATL and Kaplan.

    6 Comments / / Jul 8, 2014 at 3:20 PM
  • depressed lawyer

    Biglaw, Drinking, Parties, Summer Associates

    Why We Hated Being Summer Associates

    Most of you probably enjoyed being wined and dined. Not us…

    11 Comments / / Jul 2, 2014 at 12:14 PM
  • sexual harassment office

  • Drinks

    Associate Advice, Drinking, Summer Associates

    How Alcohol Can Help You Network

    Here’s Elie’s advice on how to look cool and confident while knocking back a few without getting so sloshed you end up on Above the Law in the morning….

    19 Comments / / Jun 4, 2014 at 4:01 PM
  • Business group

    Biglaw, Drinking, Job Searches, No Offers, Summer Associates

    Welcome, 2014 Summer Associates! (Plus The 4 Types Of People Who Get No-Offered)

    Advice from Anonymous Recruitment Director on how to make the most of the summer associate experience.

    34 Comments / / May 28, 2014 at 5:34 PM
  • Gavel, Alcoholic Drink & Car Keys on a Gradating to White Background - Drinking and Driving Concept.

    Drinking, DUI / DWI, State Judges

    Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI

    What’s going on in this courthouse, and is there any way we can join the party?

    33 Comments / / May 27, 2014 at 5:33 PM
  • Drinks

    Drinking, Law Professors, Law Schools

    Law Professor Gives Adorable Drinking Advice

    Law professor warns students about the scourge of ‘drink specials.’

    39 Comments / / May 9, 2014 at 5:02 PM
  • drinking small

    Biglaw, Drinking, Partner Issues, Violence

    Biglaw Blind Item: A Managing Partner Who Needs To Manage His Drinking

    Managing partners are supposed to have everything under control, right?

    / May 2, 2014 at 11:16 AM
  • Librarian asking for silence

    Drinking, DUI / DWI, Fashion, Legal Ethics, Non-Sequiturs, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.25.14

    * Okay, law students! How far would you go for silence in the library? [Legal Cheek]

    * An attorney was suspended for two years for beating up girlfriend who he began dating while she was still a client. But the real punishment seems to be the extensive text message communications attached to the decision. It’s like a teacher making you read the note you were passing out loud in front of the whole class. Cringeworthy clinginess. [The Oklahoma State Courts Network]

    * Lawyer’s alleged drunken air rage diverts a trans-Atlantic flight to Dublin. Because if you have a potentially quarrelsome drunk, dropping him off in Ireland is the right answer. [Irish Times]

    * Aeropostale is suing H&M over the phrase, “Live Love Dream.” Maybe what they save on originality they pass along to the consumer. [Fashionista]

    * This is how all trials should end. [Condé Nast Collection]

    * The wrongfully accused — like the people bullied into pleading guilty to crimes they didn’t commit — are given a raw deal in more ways than one. [Policy Mic]

    * Woman arrested after she called the crime lab posing as a court employee and tried to get her evidence destroyed. Well, it was worth a try. [The Times-Picayune]

    3 Comments / / Apr 25, 2014 at 4:45 PM