I work as a lawyer so I can afford Gold Label so I can forget that I work as a lawyer.
– Facebook status update of a person who graduated from a top 10 law school and now works at a large law firm.
Still shocked that yesterday our attorney lost to a pro se litigant that was immediately taken into custody after the verdict for drinking in court, being drunk while in court and blowing a .13!!!
– Facebook status update of a person who works for a tow truck company who watched something horrible happen.