Fraternities and Sororities

  • Kristen Saban

    Gender, General Counsel, In-House Counsel, Law School Deans, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Women's Issues

    Morning Docket: 03.19.14

    * The Fortune 500′s top women lawyers have a message for you. There is a ton of female talent out there, and you’ll probably have a woman at the head of your legal department very, very soon — whether you like it or not. [Corporate Counsel]

    * Cornell Law’s new dean would definitely be a contender if we still ran those Law School Dean Hotties contests. Welcome, Eduardo Peñalver. First task: resolve the tie at #13 in the latest U.S. News law school rankings. [Cornell Chronicle]

    * Cleveland-Marshall Law has a new “risk-free” degree. Just go for one year. If you hate it, you can drop out, but you’ll have a master of legal studies — which is better than one-third of a J.D. [National Law Journal]

    * Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto, the man who has emphatically and repeatedly denied that he’s Bitcoin’s creator, hired a law firm to continue to spread his denials across the globe. Wow. Such lawyer. [Newsmax]

    * This catfight could use some mud: A lawyer for Sarah Grimes, the sorority girl who came to blows with Nick Saban’s daughter and sued, pledged to take his client’s case to the state’s highest court. [AL.com]

    1 Comment / / Mar 19, 2014 at 9:15 AM
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  • Kristen Saban

    Antonin Scalia, Barack Obama, D.C. Circuit, FCC, Food, Jury Duty, Morning Docket, Movies, Murder, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trials

    Morning Docket: 02.20.14

    * Justice Scalia apparently has an ulterior motive for his hatred of deep-dish pizza: “He’s just trying to undermine Barack Obama because he’s a Chicago guy.” God, can’t the guy just like New York style pizza better? Come on. [WSJ Law Blog (sub. req.)]

    * Now that the Federal Communication Commission’s net neutrality rules have been smacked down by the D.C. Circuit, the agency is going to start from scratch and come up with some new ones. Yeah, good luck with that. [National Law Journal]

    * “Roll your window up, ignore the taunting, put your car in reverse, move a parking spot over.” These are some of the ways you can avoid killing black teenagers over loud music, says a Michael Dunn juror. [CNN]

    * The toupee gave it away: A lawyer who used to work as an i-banker at Stratton Oakmont is suing for defamation over a character he claims was modeled after him in the “Wolf of Wall Street.” [ABC News]

    * The lawsuit filed against Nick Saban’s daughter by her sorority sister was tossed under Alabama’s “stand your ground” rule over her objections that she was kind of like a defenseless receiver. [Associated Press]

    3 Comments / / Feb 20, 2014 at 9:08 AM
  • Joan_Holloway_Wiki

    Blogging, Crime, Non-Sequiturs, Paralegals, Secretaries / Administrative Assistants, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.24.13

    Happy Administrative Professionals’ Day! While we focus a lot on lawyers, judges, and law schools around here, I wanted to take this opportunity to appreciate our legal staff audience — the legal secretaries, paralegals, clerks, recruiters, office managers, word processors, receptionists, and everyone else affiliated with the legal practice other than the J.D. crowd. Not only do you do great work, but you also help keep this site running with your anonymous tips. Keep ‘em coming! [Above the Law]

    * Why yes, I do want a Tumblr of GIFs about public defenders. [What the Public Defender]

    * A mega-retailer with a reputation for ruthlessly destroying its competitors makes life difficult for anyone who has to subpoena them? No! [Associate’s Mind]

    * UVA College Republicans see a massive infringement of student rights in the administration’s decision that fraternities conclude pledging early as an anti-hazing measure. Republicans: Protecting your God-given right to create a naked pyramid since Abu Ghraib. [Cavalier Daily]

    * “The Blogger as Public Intellectual.” See, we’re a lot more than dick jokes about law firms, people. [PrawfsBlawg]

    * Of all the reasons to lock your cell phone, “To Avoid Arrest” is one of them. [Legal Juice]

    * Biglaw explained: Clinical depression is contagious. [Law and More]

    * SJL Attorney Search has acquired The Shannon Group, a Washington, D.C.-based career transition, coaching and talent development firm. [SJL Shannon Press Release via Wall Street Journal]

    * Arrested Development is coming back soon! Check out this infographic that tells you which Arrested Development character you are. To the surprise of no one, I’m Lucille. Unfortunately, Barry Zuckercorn, Maggie Lizer, and Bob Loblaw aren’t options. [OK Gorgeous]

    2 Comments / / Apr 24, 2013 at 5:01 PM
  • 220px-John_Belushi-RF

    Drinking, Education / Schools, Insurance, Litigators

    Beware Greek Organizations Bearing Insurance Coverage

    National Greek organizations love collecting money. Not so much protecting their membership.

    30 Comments / / Apr 2, 2013 at 3:25 PM
  • michigan-law-school

    Bad Ideas, Law Schools, Ridiculousness

    We’ve Already Mocked Michigan Law’s Secret Society, Now It’s Time to Mock Their Law Fraternity

    What kind of insane initiation stunts can you look forward to if you join Phi Delta Phi at Michigan Law?

    34 Comments / / Nov 15, 2012 at 12:25 PM
  • college RF

    Drinking, Drugs, Education / Schools, Marijuana

    What, No Double-Secret Probation? Frat Sues School for $10 Million Over Suspension

    You gotta fight… for the right… to paaaaaaarty! No, really…

    30 Comments / / Aug 29, 2012 at 3:13 PM
  • Is Kristen Saban going to have to choke a bitch?

    Drinking, Football, Hotties, Sports, Violence

    Nick Saban’s Daughter Accused Of Beating Up Her Sorority Sister

    Nick Saban’s daughter allegedly beat up one of her sorority sisters. Hilarity ensues…

    98 Comments / / Jul 12, 2012 at 1:03 PM

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