I thought the rule for Halloween costumes was “don’t dress like Hitler.” But apparently you are also supposed to wear costumes that are nice and compassionate — or else you might be smacked around in the New York Times.
Over the weekend, you might have seen the Times story on the Stephen J. Baum law firm. As the largest so-called “foreclosure mill” in New York state, representing banks that kick people out of their homes, it’s not the kind of place that receives hugs and kisses from the community. Which is fine; lawyers there are paid for their work.
Every year the Baum firm hosts a huge Halloween party. Last year, employees reportedly dressed up like the some of the people who lose their homes during the course of Baum’s foreclosure business.
Some people are outraged that foreclosure lawyers don’t have “compassion” for their adversaries….
* Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best topless trademark lawsuits of all time. One of the best topless trademark lawsuits of all time! [Daily Mail]
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Most of you will be going out on Saturday for Halloween. If anybody is going as a legally themed character, send in your pictures, by email (subject line: “Halloween Costume”). We’ll judge them and pick out the best ones. Winners will get t-shirts and respect. Last year was pretty great, so keep the good times rolling.
Here’s a YouTube clip with an attractive woman offering some fashion advice for law people this weekend….
We are on the dawn on my favorite holiday. In a few short days, we will be celebrating the day when you can be whoever you want. Well, if you are a man. If you are a woman, you can whoever you want, slutty-style.
Halloween holds a special place for small-firm attorneys. Why? Because small firms permit, even encourage, their attorneys to dress up for All Hallows Eve. At least that was true at my firm, and Cam dressed up for Halloween at his small-firm.
So, with only a few days left before the big day, I offer you my tips on how to dress up at your small firm….
On Monday, I shared my Halloween costume with all of you. Now, after days of cajoling and pleading, we’ve finally come up with a few people brave enough to enter our legally themed Halloween costume contest.
I’m not throwing myself into the ring, but if you recall the lady nice enough to pose with me had a brilliant legally themed costume, so we’ll count her too.
And just for good measure, I’ll throw in some pictures of former ATL Editor Kashmir Hill’s Halloween costume. She didn’t go with any kind of legal theme — but I figured that if I had Kash pics and didn’t share them some reader might come to my office and murder me.
So, no more rambling, lets get to the photos (there’s a poll at the end of the slide show).
As promised, I’m posting pictures of my Halloween costume. I went as soon-lose-his-gubernatorial-bid Jimmy McMillan, of The Rent is Too Damn High fame.
Unfortunately, I only came away with two usable pictures from the night. About halfway through the evening my pants ripped down the side (I’m not sure why, it might have had something to do with Four Loko).
I’d post those pics, but really, nobody needs to see that.
So here are my safe for work pics. And thanks to the Above the Law reader who dressed up as Lady Justice and posed with me. Good times.
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