Ken Starr

* “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli has been sued by the New York Attorney General. Wonder how he was served in prison. [New York Daily News]

* A lawyer who was indicted for allegedly billing West Virginia for more than 24 hours in a day has been caught after a life on the lam. [ABA Journal]

* A U.S. Attorney has indicated that Prince Andrew provided “zero” cooperation in the Jeffrey Epstein case. [NBC News]

* Ken Star said that impeachment is “hell” at President Trump’s impeachment trial yesterday. Maybe he got inspiration from last weekend’s Saturday Night Live. [Boston Globe]

* Roy Moore has filed a multi-million-dollar “fake news” lawsuit against a Washington magazine. Wonder if Alabama has anti-SLAPP laws… [Al.com]

* Ken Starr has a new workplace to disgrace! [Law.com]

* One of the lawyers who spoke at a recent Nazi rally has been disbarred. [Daily Beast]

* Verizon is now apologizing for its decision to throttle the data of firefighters battling Western blazes, claiming it should not have throttled their data. The company should be apologizing for having a system that automatically artificially caps data in an effort to bleed money out of consumers, but they’re not going to be doing that. [Courthouse News Service]

* A collection of legal remembrances of John McCain. Eric Holder appears to leave out the whole “McCain fought against Martin Luther King Day” part in his reverential message. [National Law Journal]

* Former critic named UVA’s top lawyer. [Corporate Counsel]

* Wait, there are helicopter parents in law school? Cut the f**king cord, people. [Legal Talk Network]

* The U.S. government’s criminal jurisdiction still requires at least some tie to the United States. [Law360]

* IBM says Watson’s about to take away your job, which is an announcement IBM makes roughly every three months because they’re taunting us. [Corporate Counsel]

* Betty Shelby acquitted in the killing of a black motorist because apparently it’s always reasonable to believe a random black guy is going to pull a gun. [NBC News]

* Former client seeks $1.4 million back that it spent trying to disqualify BakerHostetler. [Law360]

* Latham’s Alice Fisher has pulled out of the FBI Director sweepstakes. All eyes are on Joe Lieberman right now, but folks G. Gordon Liddy is just sitting there raring to go. [National Law Journal]

* And apparently Sheriff Clarke (who I’m sure was Trump’s personal pick) is taking a Homeland Security job so he can focus on harassing the poor and disadvantaged without having to bother all those nice bankers. [New York Times]

* Judge Charles Breyer took a break from writing the best benchslaps of all time to issue a groundbreaking video game ruling citing Star Wars and Love Actually — two movies that should never, ever be mentioned in the same sentence. [Hollywood Reporter]

* Stupid fan lawsuit against Warriors center ZaZa Pachulia moves on. [KENS5]

* More horrific allegations from Ken Starr’s world-class leadership at Baylor. [Huffington Post]