Well now, here’s an interesting job opportunity for a young lawyer. You don’t have to review documents or research law. You don’t have to appear in court or file papers. You don’t even have to file a bunch of responses and answers.
All you have to is use fancy legalese to scare the heck out of somebody.
You can do that, can’t you? Isn’t intimidating laypeople with “the law” the one thing we all learn in law school?