For example, here are a few from James Fuqua’s Law Jokes:
Q: How many lawyers does it take to [change] a light bulb?
A1: How many can you afford?
A5: Three. One to change it and two to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!”
A8: You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…
Well, thanks to a mid-size firm in Minnesota, we now know that it takes exactly five lawyers to change a light bulb….