Plan B

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    Basketball, Defamation, Divorce Train Wrecks, Intellectual Property, Legal Ethics, Non-Sequiturs, Patents, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sports, Supreme Court, Women's Issues

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.13.13

    * Joseph Rakofsky has lost his case against, well basically everyone. Including ATL. [Popehat]

    * EDNY Judge Edward Korman is earning accolades for his sassiness. [Jezebel]

    * The Supreme Court handed down its decision in the Monsanto case. Reading the decision is not exhausting. Get it? [Patently-O]

    * Happy Mother’s Day from Kobe Bryant! Black Mamba takes his mom to court. [Legal Blitz]

    * Sammy Hagar can’t be held liable for defaming a woman. He also can’t drive 55. [Courthouse News Service]

    * Stealing $100 worth of cigarettes may seem crazy, but $100 worth of cigarettes in Texas would net something like $480,000 in New York City. [Legal Juice]

    * Intellectual property run amok. And it doesn’t involve Prenda in any way! [Dealbreaker]

    * As we reported before, being a divorce lawyer is not just for nailing your clients anymore. [Jezebel]

    1 Comment / / May 13, 2013 at 5:03 PM
  • Brian Tamanaha

    Department of Justice, Morning Docket, Pro Bono, Sandra Day O'Connor

    Morning Docket: 05.02.13

    * New York lawyers now must disclose how many hours they work pro bono. How about we get a form that lets lawyers disclose how much they sleep? [New York Law Journal]

    * Everything is coming up Penn! They finished fifth in our law school rankings. They won an award for their website. Even their satellite campus in Dickinson is doing well. [National Law Journal]

    * Look at me, I’m Sandy Day, bloomin’ with equivocality. Don’t like the right, but didn’t stay to fight, I can’t, I’m Sandy Day. [Slate]

    * Speaking of Sandy, co-ops aren’t eligible for disaster relief. [New York Times]

    * The Justice Department is coming after Plan B. Sometimes, I wish we had two parties and one of them was progressive. [Washington Post]

    * Brian Tamanaha comin’ yo’. Shots fired. [WSJ Law Blog (sub. req.)]

    15 Comments / / May 2, 2013 at 9:02 AM
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    Morning Docket: 12.08.11

    * In an unprecedented move, Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has overruled the FDA. Looks like the Obama administration thinks that Plan B will turn little girls into promiscuous prosti-tots. [Wall Street Journal] * Due to this ruling, Occupy Boston protesters will probably have to STFU and GTFO. Bring out the brooms, because this will be […]

    24 Comments / / Dec 8, 2011 at 9:05 AM
  • FDA, Hair, Morning Docket, Pictures, SCOTUS, Securities and Exchange Commission, Sentencing Law, Sex, Shoes, Supreme Court, Television, Women's Issues, You Go Girl

    Morning Docket: 12.07.11

    * Should the Supreme Court be forced to televise oral arguments? Yes, but only on the condition that we get spin-off shows called Wise Latina Justice and Ruthie’s Law. [WSJ Law Blog] * Rod Blagojevich won’t get leniency during sentencing. He’ll spend the next week lamenting the fact that can’t brush his beautiful hair like […]

    20 Comments / / Dec 7, 2011 at 9:01 AM