Porn
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Intellectual Property
Porn Copyright Troll Lawyer The Absolute Worst; Bureau Of Prisons Says, 'Hold My Beer'
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.04.22
* Leave me alone: Philly’s Driving Equity Law stops cops from pulling people over for minor traffic violations. [Billy Penn]
* Only Fox I trust is a Red One: Former Fox News producer in legal trouble after allegedly working with Russian Oligarchs [NYT]
* Law school applications are down 10%! Maybe this video is finally doing what needs to be done. [Reuters]
* Louisiana legislator wants to ban watching porn at college. Will the procrasturbation ban raise or tank GPAs, I wonder? [Lailluminator]
* Oregon’s Senate just passed a bill that specifies when cops can use tear gas on people. I hope the acceptable scenarios are closer to never than when the clouds are out. [KPTV]
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Crime
Georgia Cops Threaten To Lock Kids Up For Sex Crimes At Zoom School
Because COVID isn't stressful enough, right?
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Money
GirlsDoPorn Vultures Hit With $13M Verdict For Preying On Young Girls
It's not enough, but it's something. -
Biglaw
Biglaw Firm's Representation Of Porn Client Lands Them In Hot Water With A Judge... Again
When you have over 2,000 cases on behalf of the same client there's bound to be deadline-based shenanigans. -
Pornography
'Grab Them By The Pu**y'... And Throw Them Off A Building: The Most Hilarious Lawyer Letter Ever
The greatest letter about grabbing a woman by the crotch and throwing her ever. -
Crime, Dan Markel, Deaths, Murder
More Disturbing Details About The Dan Markel Murder Case
How did law enforcement officers manage to crack this case? -
Bad Ideas, Sex Scandals, State Judges
Judge Resigns After Thousands Of Photos Of Nude Defendants Are Found On His Computer
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Contests, Law Schools, March Madness
ATL March Madness: The Greatest Law School Scandal Of All Time!
The champion of this year's "Best Law School Scandal" bracket is revealed. -
Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 02.03.16
* Style tips to take you from court to the Met Gala (okay, you will probably never go to the Met Gala, but still) from Amal Clooney. [Popsugar]
* Welp, this is one way to get your legal expenses paid for: A gay porn site is willing to cover former Congressman Aaron Schock’s legal bills if only he’ll appear in a few films. [Wonkette]
* This is the Donald Trump we have all come to expect: he’s accusing Ted Cruz (over Twitter, natch) of “stealing” the Iowa Caucus. [The Slot]
* A great idea to link Black History Month with the current presidential election. [Chicago Sun-Times]
* The history of how vagrancy laws gave the police nearly unlimited power. [Time]
* Sure, Bernie Madoff is a crook, but in prison he is a rockstar — and his stock is only going up. [Law and More]
* Giving the quiet Justice Souter his due. [Anton Piatigorsky Blog]
* Taking a shot at the NRA, because as angry as most Americans are, we agree about one thing. [Funny or Die]
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Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 02.01.16
* Fifty-six years ago today, a group of African-American students sat down at the whites only section of a lunch counter. Can you even imagine the BS talking heads and think pieces would spew if that event happened today? [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
* University of New Mexico Law School is ranked number 1… for public defenders and prosecutors. [Daily Lobo]
* Stanford Law Professor Barbara van Schewick is going after T-Mobile “Binge On” service, which allows users to watch streaming content from approved providers without using their data plan, saying it violates net neutrality. [Tech Times]
* Oyez, oyez! Anyone got a million-plus to buy a multimedia history of the Supreme Court? [Wall Street Journal]
* All the Iowa caucus coverage making you excited? You’d probably enjoy Wonkette’s Game Of US America Elections: The Game. [Wonkette]
* Utah State Senator Todd Weiler wants to do something — anything, really, — to stop the terrible moral decline caused by PORN. [Popehat]
* Lawyers are stuck in a rat race, and it could kill you. [Law and More]
* Get updated on the best in the legal tech world, before the Legaltech conference. [CodeX]
* If you’re going to be in San Diego for the ABA Midyear Meeting, come out Friday to “Blawgs and Listservs: Legal Publications in the Digital Age” to see Craft Beer Attorney Candace Moon, bankruptcy and fraud litigator Kathy B. Phelps, and our own Joe Patrice discuss the state of legal publishing and social media, with moderator Jordan Maglich of Ponzitracker. [American Bar Association]
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Canada, Sex, Sex Scandals
Judge Whose Nude Photos Got Posted Online Breaks Her Silence
What this retired judge describes sounds like a total nightmare -- but she survived it, and that's what counts. -
Celebrities, Media and Journalism, Trials
Gawker Body-Slams Hulk Hogan In Ongoing Litigation
Gawker pins Hulk Hogan to the mat in the latest round of this bitter legal battle.
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Benchslaps, Litigators, Pornography
Benchslap Of The Day: Your Client Is Winning Despite Your Best Efforts To The Contrary
You can see the judge's patience wearing thin as he is writing the words. -
In-House Counsel, Media and Journalism, Privacy, Trials
The Most Interesting In-House Job In The World?
Meet Heather Dietrick, president and general counsel of Gawker Media, who's now spearheading Gawker's defense in the Hulk Hogan sex video lawsuit. -
Canada, Legal Ethics, Pictures, Pornography, Quote of the Day, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sexual Harassment
Lawyer Urges Ethics Panel To View Nude Photos Of Judge Lori Douglas
What does a Canadian judge share in common with Jennifer Lawrence? Controversial nude photos. -
Email Scandals, Pornography, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Supreme Court Justice Involved In 'Porngate' Scandal
Which Supreme Court justice allegedly traded sexually explicit emails with his colleagues? -
Pornography, Privacy, Technology
What Do Cloud Storage's Eerie Nudity Policies Mean For Client Confidentiality?
Should lawyers be concerned about the confidentiality of client files stored on the cloud? -
Pornography
The Most Epic Lawyer Response Ever To A Porn Star Threatening To Sue
Which famous lawyer just laid down the snark on a porn star threatening to sue a millionaire? -
Ann Althouse, Health Care / Medicine, Movies, Murder, Non-Sequiturs, Religion, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trials, Women's Issues, YouTube
Non-Sequiturs: 03.25.14
* Professor Ann Althouse’s analysis of today’s Hobby Lobby and Conestoga Wood arguments before SCOTUS. [Althouse] * Professor Nelson Tebbe’s take on the proceedings. [Balkinization] * Finally, a very Jezebel assessment: “Supreme Court Prepares to F**k Up This Birth Control Thing.” [Jezebel] * “JUDGE TO PORN TROLLS: IP Addresses Aren’t People.” [Instapundit] * YouTube videos and text messages surface in the Oscar Pistorius murder trial. [IT-Lex] * “Her” was an excellent movie — and it might contain lessons for lawyers and the legal profession, as John Hellerman argues. [Hellerman Baretz]