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As Kim Kardashian is with her husband, I’m not going to keep you long.

Chief Judge Ed Carnes of the Eleventh Circuit, speaking at Judge Robin Rosenbaum’s investiture. Well, well. Look at Mr. Chief Judge bringing the funny. Maybe he’s looking to become an ATL columnist after retiring? We’ll welcome you to the fold whenever you’re ready.

ShockedI want to continue practicing law.

– Connecticut attorney Ira Mayo, making a plea to avoid a five-year disbarment before disciplinary officials at a hearing last week.

This summer, as punishment for allegedly making “inappropriate sexual overtures” to his female clients and pressuring them for sex, Mayo accepted a lifetime ban on representing women, as well as a four-month suspension. Mayo was previously ordered to stop representing women in family law and domestic violence cases in 2010, but continued to do so in violation of that order. Mayo now claims he thought there would be a grace period for him to wind up his cases with women clients.

Pretty please? Come on, we've got loans to pay back.

Pretty please? Come on, we’ve got loans to pay back.

[T]he law school graduating class nationally continued to grow based on decisions that were made, in some cases, well before the recession. Even though there were more jobs and more of those jobs were higher-quality jobs, the overall unemployment rate continued to grow, just because the size of the pool was so big. [The] decline in enrollment, all by itself, is going to continue to help the job market.

James Leipold, executive director of the National Association for Law Placement (NALP), commenting on law firm hiring trends since the recession. Leipold further noted that although firms have increased their hiring of recent law school graduates, the amount pales in comparison to pre-recession hiring.


An official Dominique Ansel "cronut."

An official Dominique Ansel ‘cronut.’

@DominiqueAnsel I am so sad I upset you, I started to cry & I immediately reached for a Kleenex… I mean paper facial tissue #NotACronut

Rounds Bakery, the self-described home of Reno’s best bagels, responding to a cease and desist letter from Dominique Ansel. Rounds had offered a hybrid croissant-doughnut and that sticks in Dominique Ansel’s craw as the registered trademark holder of the “Cronut.” What followed on Twitter was epic trolling by Rounds, listing every proprietary eponym they could think of.

Beth Karas

Beth Karas

Are you Nancy Grace?

– A question asked of freelance journalist Beth Karas, formerly of HLN, by a juror in the Jodi Arias sentencing retrial. Karas was at the courthouse to report on the trial and be interviewed by a local news station. The juror was later dismissed by Judge Sherry Stephens after the judge found out what had happened.

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[R]eading the record with just a dash of common sense tells us that chefs who happen to be American citizens surely have the capacity to learn how to cook Brazilian steaks and perform the relevant related tasks. To maintain otherwise, as Fogo de Chao does, is to imply that Brazilian chefs are essentially born with (or somehow absorb during their formative years) a cooking skill that cannot be acquired through reasonable training, which seems an entirely untenable proposition.

– Judge Brett Kavanaugh (D.C. Cir.), dissenting in an interesting case regarding whether certain foreign chefs can qualify for the L-1B visa, granted to workers with “specialized knowledge.” Why does this feeder judge hate… food?

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[Plaintiff alleges he was extorted out of $90,000 on threat of] the defendant using the souls of the baby ghosts in the possession or control of the defendant to curse the plaintiff if he did not provide the funds.

– The complaint of Jian Liang Hu, filed in British Columbia by lawyer Mark B. Thompson. Jian claims he was blackmailed by spooky dead babies. I’d like to think dead baby souls have more on their agenda than settling scores for unscrupulous businesspeople. Like watching Frozen 10 times a day like live babies do.

Notorious-R-B-GI have quite a large supply.

– Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, discussing the number of Notorious RBG t-shirts she has, during an appearance with Dorit Beinisch, former President of the Supreme Court of Israel, at the 92nd Street Y, where the jurists were interviewed by Nina Totenberg.

(Keep reading to watch the entertaining interview, where Totenberg openly admits to the audience that both she and President Beinisch are “chopped liver” compared to Justice Ginsburg.)

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Helen Hulick (photo credit: Andrew H. Arnott)

Helen Hulick (photo credit: Andrew H. Arnott)

You tell the judge I will stand on my rights. If he orders me to change into a dress I won’t do it. I like slacks. They’re comfortable…. I’ll come back in slacks and if he puts me in jail I hope it will help to free women forever of anti-slackism.

– Helen Hulick, a teacher who was set to testify at a trial in 1938, in response to being ordered by Judge Arthur Guerin to wear a dress, rather than pants, so as not to “hinder the administration of justice.”

Hulick returned to court for her next appearance wearing pants, and Judge Guerin held her in contempt, sentencing her to five days in jail. Hulick’s favorite pair of slacks were taken from her while she was in jail, but her contempt charge was later overturned by an appellate court.

Paul Clement

You would think that someone like Paul would be arrogant, full of himself, a hotshot, but he is none of those things. The truth is, it was the easiest thing in the world to work with him.

Mark Rienzi of the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty, commenting about former U.S. Solicitor General and current Bancroft partner Paul Clement, on the occasion of Clement’s 75th oral argument before the U.S. Supreme Court.

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