I know you were expecting a round-up of last week’s Legal Marketing Association
rainbow and unicorn festival conference where this year’s theme was… well, the same as last year and the year before: “Why won’t lawyers listen to our buzz words?” Instead of a round-up of the group hug, which will only make you dumber, here’s all you need to know based on the #LMA13 Twitter feed:
Formalizing client process via increased measurement and increased services provided is making difference in accounting client satisfaction.
That comment was made after Popehat read the Twitter feed and instead of voluntarily running into the path of a fire truck, asked this question:
How will your firm embrace synergizing social leverage rebranding communication channels to market integration strategies of scale?
Of course if you didn’t go, you also missed the 4,759 announcements of:
We have another winner for our iPad giveaway! Stop by booth 300.
And that was it, buzz words and iPads. Get ready for an onslaught of marketeer emails and cold calls with game-changing new normal worthless ideas that will be criticized at next year’s conference, after you’ve paid for the marketeer to implement them in your practice.
So while all the marketeers are busy convincing you with buzz words that they have ways to get you more clients, clients, clients, I, of course, want to talk about getting rid of clients.
Can I never just jump on board and play along?