Sex Toys
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Small Law Firms
Associate Fired For Allegedly Stealing Money Returns To Firm To Allegedly Steal More Money To Buy Sex Toys
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Politics, Sex
Ted Cruz Is No Fan Of Dildos
Ted Cruz really argued the important issues while Solicitor General of Texas... - Sponsored
Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use. -
Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 02.05.16
* Even if you are trying to be ethical, you just might fall into one of these pitfalls. [United States Law Week / Bloomberg BNA]
* Chief Justice John Roberts unloaded some Microsoft stock so he can hear the Xbox 360 case. [Associated Press]
* Sex toys really can bring us closer together: longtime rivals reach agreement over sex toy patent. [Law360]
* The U.S. may be “importing a recession,” but at least bankruptcy lawyers will make out. [Law and More]
* Unable to attend this year’s Legaltech conference? Here’s what you missed. [Business of Law Blog]
* You shouldn’t feel bad about offending some people. [Associate’s Mind]
* Leaving Biglaw once you have kids — but not in order to play with the baby 24/7. [Hire an Esquire]
* Check out the latest podcasts on Legaltech 2016. [CodeX]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.23.15
* Earlier this week, President Barack Obama said that he’d issue an executive order to keep Jon Stewart on as the host of The Daily Show, despite his imminent retirement. POTUS joked that “[i]t’s being challenged in the courts.” [Newsweek]
* Check out this hot mess from New Jersey: An employee in the Cumberland County Prosecutor’s Office was allegedly demoted from office administrator to legal secretary after making comments about a prosecutor’s adult purchases made during a visit to a sex toy shop. [Press of Atlantic City]
* Dentons just snagged a heavy hitter in its Chicago office, where Roderick “Rick” Palmore, formerly general counsel to corporate giant General Mills, will serve as senior counsel. This hire will surely give the firm some “additional street cred.” [Crain’s Chicago Business]
* Uh oh! According to the latest Managing Partner Confidence Index report from Citi Private Bank’s Law Firm Group, Biglaw higher-ups are only “moderately” confident about their financial prospects for the second quarter. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]
* If you’ve been searching for ways to improve your already strong law school application, then boy, do we have some tips for you. You can start by being even more gunnery — take the LSAT again, and get your GPA even higher. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News]
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Celebrities, Music, Sexual Harassment
Kid Rock Responds To Lawyers At 'Sad Ass Excuse For A Law Firm' Over Sex Toy Subpoena
Kid Rock is really pissed off at these attorneys, and for good reason. -
Biglaw, Career Alternatives, Law Schools, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex
This Guy Left The Law To Make Crazy Sex Toys
Who is the man who left the law to bring the world the delights of latex fetish clothing, vibrators, and blowjob machines? -
Sex, Shopping, Weirdness
Titillating Tales From The Bar!
Are you a lawyer with a weird or funny story to share? We'd like to hear it! -
Nude Dancing, Real Estate, Sex, Vicious Infighting
Naked People Sue Each Other Over Rental Agreement, Sex Toys
Nudists have legal conflicts, too. - Sponsored
Profit Powerhouse: Elevating Law Firm Financial Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar on April 10th, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm. -
Books, Copyright, Pornography, Sex, Trademarks
Because No One Saw This Coming: A Copyright Suit Over 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Porn
“I’m completely shocked that there’s Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired porn,” said no one ever. Let's get to the bottom of this copyright suit. -
Abortion, Airplanes / Aviation, Defamation, Job Searches, Jury Duty, Law Professors, Law Schools, Minority Issues, Morning Docket, Politics, Racism, Rape, Texas, Travel / Vacation, Unemployment, Women's Issues
Morning Docket: 08.29.12
* “He’s stupid. I wouldn’t even count him as a Republican.” Many Republican women at the RNC wish that the men like Rep. Todd Akin would just shut up about abortion, rape, and contraception. [Reuters]
* Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the discrimination against minorities. A panel of judges on a D.C. federal court shot down the state’s redistricting plans for lack of compliance with the VRA. [Washington Post]
* A disgruntled Stanford Law graduate’s defamation and retaliation suit against the school was dismissed. Sorry, but it’s highly doubtful that a law professor blacklisted you from getting a job. [National Law Journal]
* “[T]here’s a surplus of attorneys and not enough jobs for it.” Lincoln Memorial’s president admits amid accreditation issues that perhaps it wasn’t the best time to open the Duncan Law. [Knoxville News Sentinel]
* “I don’t know if this was worth it, but I did have a good time in Cancun.” Skipping deliberations to go on vacation is a great way to earn yourself a trip to jail, but this girl got lucky. [Proof & Hearsay / Journal Sentinel]
* Continental faces a lawsuit after baggage handlers allegedly removed a sex toy from a passenger’s luggage and taped it outside the bag for the world to see. At least it wasn’t the TSA. [Courthouse News Service]
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Comment of the Day, Email Scandals, Quote of the Day, Sex, Sex Scandals
Comment of the Day: Gavel Bang, Indeed
Yesterday we posted a racy email recounting a male associate’s supposed one-night stand with a female partner. The general consensus was that the story was fiction. Here’s more support for that view, from our Comment of the Day….