Sign of the Apocalypse

09 Sep 2010 at 6:09 PM
Career Alternatives, DealBreaker, Job Searches, Layoffs

From Laid-Off Lawyer to… Cleaning Lady!

By Elie Mystal

A Dealbreaker reader was out and about on the Upper West Side, and something caught his eye. He moved in for a closer look, snapped a photo, and sent it to Dealbreaker. Our colleague Bess Levin has been having a grand old time ever since.

Me? I just want people to see it before they go to law school. I want people to see it before they write television shows about the lavish lifestyle of lawyers, or complain that young lawyers feel a sense of entitlement.

But mostly, I want somebody out there to get me a wide angle shot of the photo — I’m in the market for these services…

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Tags: Alice Lingo, Career Alternatives, Cleaning Lady, DealBreaker, Depressing Things, Desperation, Housekeeping, Job Searches, Jobs, Layoffs, Sign of the Apocalypse

14 May 2010 at 11:01 AM
Job Searches, Law Schools, Rankings, SMU Dedman School of Law, Too Clever By Half, U.S. News

SMU Will Pay You To Hire Their Graduates

By Elie Mystal

It was only a matter of time.

SMU Dedman School of Law is now officially willing to pay law firms to hire its graduates. The school is calling its new program “Test Drive,” which adds a nice layer of hilarity: Toyota wouldn’t pay me to test drive a Camry.

Even the logo for this program screams sadness:

Let’s look at the blast email from SMU career services…

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Tags: Job Searches, Law Schools, Rankings, Sign of the Apocalypse, SMU Dedman School of Law, Too Clever By Half, U.S. News

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