TALE OF THE TAPE
Name: BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II
Birthdate: August 4, 1961
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii (disputed)
Height: 6’1’’ with a slim, athletic build
Title: Most Powerful Man in the Free World
Education: B.A. (Political Science) from Columbia; J.D. from Harvard (magna cum laude, president of the Harvard Law Review)
Little Known Fact: None. POTUS is so heavily scrutinized that it’s almost impossible to keep anything hush hush
Sports: Pretty good lefty point guard. Loves his Chicago White Sox and Bears.
Speechmaking: Love him or not, he’s a pretty darn good speechmaker. He knows how to rally his base supporters and tick off his enemies.
And now, in the other corner….