Television

  • Rabbit ears

    SCOTUS

    Aereo And The Myth Of Public Broadcasting​

    Court orders you to stop stealing television.

    22 Comments / / Jun 25, 2014 at 3:44 PM
  • Cheating-Spouse

    Biglaw, Defamation, Job Searches, Money, Morning Docket, NALP, National Association for Law Placement (NALP), Television, Trials

    Morning Docket: 06.20.14

    * This Biglaw firm is getting into the imaginary money business by bidding on $18M of Bitcoins seized in the Silk Road raid. Maybe they’ll accept this new “currency” as payment. [Am Law Daily]

    * Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wants his trial moved to New York or D.C. for an unbiased jury. Moving it to cities where terrorist attacks have occurred is a great idea! [Bloomberg]

    * Here’s a perfect headline for a lovely Friday when we imagine people will be able to get in some quality day drinking: “Market Struggles to Absorb Record Law School Class of ’13.” [National Law Journal]

    * Part of George Zimmerman’s defamation lawsuit against NBC was dismissed because his attorneys waited too long to ask the network for a retraction. Time to paint a picture about it, Georgie. [Fox News]

    * Can you sue the dude who banged your wife for ruining your marriage? It sucks for cuckolded husbands, but you can’t in most states, including West Virginia, where family trees grow in a circle. [WSJ Law Blog]

    3 Comments / / Jun 20, 2014 at 9:01 AM
  • Ted Olson and David Boies (photo by yours truly)

    Books, Colbert Report, Constitutional Law, David Boies, Gay, Gay Marriage, Quote of the Day, Ted Olson, Television, Videos

    A Lesson In Constitutional Law From Stephen Colbert

    How would Stephen Colbert interpret the Equal Protection Clause?

    4 Comments / / Jun 18, 2014 at 4:18 PM
  • Brain on LSAT

    Antonin Scalia, Gay, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Television, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.17.14

    * Law school kills brain cells. [TaxProf Blog]

    * Dean Stephen C. Ferruolo takes on Justice Scalia’s recent critique of legal education. Oh, it’s on now. [Los Angeles Daily Journal]

    * A look inside a mock law school admissions meeting. It’s not a Texas admissions meeting, so you’re still not going to learn the relative merits of a 128 LSAT. [Most Strongly Supported]

    * Newsmax has a new cable network and it’s bringing on Professor Alan Dershowitz to offer “practical legal advice to ordinary Americans.” Hopefully he’ll be able to walk us through the legal points of Newsmax’s usual coverage of how the Black Panthers ordered Hillary to let Benghazi happen. [Digital Journal]

    * PRIDE cometh before the court. [Likelihood of Confusion]

    * A fourth case has been reopened in light of CPI’s expose of judges hearing cases despite financial conflicts. [Center for Public Integrity]

    * Lip-sync battle starring 3L Ty Wood and Professors George Bach, Alex Ritchie and Kevin Tu. Complete with cheesy effects! [UNM School of Law]

    1 Comment / / Jun 17, 2014 at 5:32 PM
  • large-falling-down-blu-ray9

    Guns / Firearms, Non-Sequiturs, Racism, Rap, Supreme Court, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 06.12.14

    * Opening fire because a fast food place screwed up your burger order would be crazy. If they did it a second time? Well… [Lowering the Bar]

    * McCutcheon at work in North Carolina. Yay free speech! [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * Texas prosecutor compares NAACP member to white supremacist. Because those are totally the same thing. [Houston Chronicle]

    * In case you’ve ever wondered who’d win a fight between DMX and Justice Frankfurter, here’s your answer. [Slate]

    * Having more fun with gun nuts. [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

    * We’ve discussed trial by combat’s past before, but is it still a real thing? Video below, including shout-outs to Professor Adam Winkler. [The Young Turks]

    4 Comments / / Jun 12, 2014 at 5:00 PM
  • Screen Shot 2014-06-06 at 10.59.10 AM-RF

    Pornography, Reality TV, Sex, Television

    Playboy Model-Cum-Lawyer Stars In Reality Show

    Reality TV knows a star when it sees one and a Playboy model with a law degree from a top law school is a rare combination.

    19 Comments / / Jun 6, 2014 at 3:05 PM
  • andi-dorfman-RF

    Reality TV, Romance and Dating, Television, Weddings

    Bachelorette Using ‘What She Learned In Law School’ To Choose Fake Husband

    In most people’s experience, being a lawyer REPELS potential mates, but…

    37 Comments / / May 29, 2014 at 11:07 AM
  • Sexism

    Biglaw, California, Department of Justice, Gay Marriage, Law Firm Mergers, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Partner Issues, Patton Boggs, Sexism, Television

    Morning Docket: 05.21.14

    * A DLA Piper partner was cleared by the firm in connection with a string of sexist emails exchanged with a client because real lads don’t get in trouble for such trifling behavior. We’ll have more on this later. [Am Law Daily]

    * Patton Boggs partners started voting on the firm’s merger with Squire Sanders yesterday. Apparently there’s at least one partner who will not be allowed to join the new firm because of prior conduct. Sucks to be you, guy. [Reuters]

    * “It’s the best way to prepare for a whole variety of things.” Right now is one of the best times to go to law school, say California law school deans who really need to get asses in empty seats. [Daily Transcript]

    * ““We are a better people than what these laws represent.” Pennsylvania’s ban on gay marriage was struck down yesterday, making it the 14th victory in a row for the marriage equality movement. [Bloomberg]

    * Showtime just bought a law firm comedy about “four smartass, workaholic associates” in Biglaw trying to make partner and avoid being murdered by the office serial killer at the same time. Uh, yeah. [Deadline]

    2 Comments / / May 21, 2014 at 9:16 AM
  • Who is this fellow, and how long will he starve for?

    Bad Ideas, Privacy, SCOTUS, Social Media, Social Networking Websites, Supreme Court, Television

    Unemployed Lawyer Plans Hunger Strike On Steps Of Supreme Court

    Who is the man who intends to starve himself on the steps of America’s highest court?

    69 Comments / / May 16, 2014 at 1:24 PM
  • Good bye, sweet Generalist. We hardly knew ye.

    Non-Sequiturs, Sonia Sotomayor, Student Loans, Supreme Court, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.14.14

    * When people tell you that you can do anything with a law degree, they’re wrong. Sounds like… everything Elie writes. [Slate]

    * Student debt is dragging down the economy. Is today “every news outlet catches up with Elie Day”? [New York Times]

    * Everyone’s talking about the law student turned prostitute. What about the law professor who was a gigolo? [The Nota Bene]

    * Baker Hostetler lawyer leaving the law to start a gym. With any luck he’ll have a championship dodgeball team in no time. [Crain’s Cleveland Business]

    * Just a reminder, there isn’t a “telling a university everything you’ve done for an oral history” privilege. [BBC]

    * An argument for Republicans to get serious about loosening the reins on technological innovation like the Republican Party of old. But that might require saying no to some billionaire donor, so that’s off the table. [The American Conservative]

    * Professor Will Baude pointed us to a fun new law professor blog from Professor Richard Re, soon to be of UCLA Law, with an even more fun title. Here he compares Justice Sotomayor’s dissent in Schuette to Quidditch. [Re’s Judicata]

    * A new show about law school. It’s supposedly about criminal law, but the trailer looks more like a professional responsibility fact pattern. [YouTube]

    0 Comments / / May 14, 2014 at 5:39 PM
  • seinfeld-cast-elaine-jerry-kramer-george-RF

    Television

    On Remand: ‘Seinfeld’ Lawsuits From The Bizarro World We Live In

    The show about nothing has legal connections to everything.

    2 Comments / / May 14, 2014 at 4:18 PM
  • Crossed Swords

    Television

    Trial By Combat: It Was Real And Spectacular

    Bringing trial by combat back wouldn’t be the worst thing.

    23 Comments / / May 12, 2014 at 4:00 PM
  • 225px-Abraham_Lincoln_November_1863

    Antonin Scalia, Copyright, Movies, Music, Non-Sequiturs, Rap, Richard Posner, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Technology, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.08.14

    * Abraham Lincoln was a harder working lawyer than you are. [Abraham Lincoln’s Almanac Trial]

    * Quentin Tarantino has given up the ghost and dropped his suit against Gawker over The Hateful Eight. [The Escapist]

    * The people who made stupid toe shoes have settled a big class action. [Deadspin]

    * Judge Posner and Justice Scalia haven’t had a public fight in a while. So this lawyer is trying to stir one up. Thanks, buddy! [Legal Times]

    * Colorado’s energy industry is suing municipalities creating a patchwork of fracking regulation. As the author notes, “for a state that has boldly snubbed federal law on marijuana policy, such arguments sound a bit hollow.” [Breaking Energy]

    * Stop calling on Justice Ginsburg to retire… it’s probably too late for Obama to nominate a replacement anyway. [New Republic]

    * Lawyer writes threatening letter to customer who wrote a negative review on Amazon. [Ars Technica]

    * Our tipster put it best, “New Show on Bravo: ‘Lowering the NJ Bar.’” [The Star-Ledger]

    * A young solicitor known as Mr. Kelly was inspired to release a rap album about how much he hated his training job at a top 10 global firm. His video after the jump…. [Legal Cheek]

    / May 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM
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    Contract Attorneys, Death Penalty, Immigration, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Television, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.01.14

    * Are you a judge or former judge interested in being on television? All you have to do is move into some quasi-Survivor commune. Who would be the best jurist to send out there? I’d say Thomas so he can just stare at everyone silently and offer no assistance. [LawSites Blog]

    * Law students fight to get an immigrant lawyer admitted to the bar over 100 years later. Just what California needs. Another lawyer. [UC Davis News & Information]

    * Speaking of California needing more lawyers, California law schools are reaching out to community colleges to find students who saved on their undergraduate education and might be willing to start taking on some serious debt. [SF Gate]

    * The State of Texas has intervened in a legal brawl between two breweries over the use of the Alamo. One more liberal government trying to take over the free market. [Brewery Law Blog]

    * Professor John Banzhaf has an interesting suggestion regarding the death penalty: why are we still using injections anyway? [PR Log]

    * Most people shouldn’t sue just because they can: a commentary on Alex Rich’s recent piece. [Law and More]

    * More feedback on the ATL Top 50. [Most Strongly Supported]

    * “Tacoma needs a law school like I need a hole in the head.” Exactly. [Post Defiance]

    * The South Carolina Commission on Higher Education took a big step toward invalidating their own name by approving the sale of Charleston to Infilaw. By the way for comedy’s sake, attached below is a screenshot of the Google News alert I got on this story…. [The State]

    Nothing says Infilaw more than marrying the story to a picture LITERALLY about whoring.

    3 Comments / / May 1, 2014 at 5:14 PM
  • handgun with bullets

    Boutique Law Firms, Guns / Firearms, Insurance, Politics, Quote of the Day, Small Law Firms, Solo Practitioners, Television, Videos

    Shoot First, Ask Questions Later — As Long As You Have Insurance

    Want to see a funny video segment about a controversial way of providing legal services to gun owners?

    8 Comments / / Apr 30, 2014 at 5:04 PM
  • Doc_Brown-RF

    Law Professors, Law Schools, Television

    Check Out This Law Professor Looking Like A Mad Scientist On NBC News

    NBC News was not doing this professor any favors.

    25 Comments / / Apr 29, 2014 at 4:31 PM
  • Andi Dorfman

    Legal Ethics, Reality TV, Television

    Do Bachelor(ette) Contestants Make Bad Lawyers?

    Attorneys cannot simply give up their cases in the middle of them to do things like be on TV shows — but these lawyers did.

    34 Comments / / Apr 29, 2014 at 11:04 AM
  • Porsha Williams

    Celebrities, Crime, Reality TV, Television

    The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Fight

    Crimes were committed during the filming of the reunion episode. What happened?

    9 Comments / / Apr 22, 2014 at 1:35 PM

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