Vermin / Rodents / Pests
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Courts
Lawyer With Bed Bugs Falling Out Of His Clothes Causes Courthouse Evacuation
That's one way to get a case adjourned... -
Biglaw, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Everybody Freak Out: Bedbugs In Biglaw
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7th Circuit, Federal Judges
Judge Frank Easterbrook Has Had It With These Damn Rats
Setting a trap for the rats infesting his docket.
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Biglaw, Nauseating Things
Which Biglaw Firm Is Dealing With Bed Bugs?
Eww! Who brought bed bugs to the office? -
Animal Law, Law Schools, Quote of the Day, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
If A Raccoon Could Fill Out A FAFSA Application, They'd Totally Let It Into Law School
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Courthouses, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
A Bed Bug Outbreak In New York Amid A Heat Wave
I am so sick of these motherf**kin' bed bugs in this motherf**kin' courthouse! -
Animal Law, Courthouses, Pets, Quote of the Day, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Cute Little Ball of Fur Rescues Courthouse From Shame
Just another reason why cats are better than dogs. -
Food, Law Schools, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Which Law School Do You Probably Not Want To Eat At?
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Biglaw, Constitutional Law, Federal Judges, Morning Docket, Rankings, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Morning Docket: 04.26.13
* The Obama administration asked the Supreme Court to wade into the constitutional contretemps of recess appointments, but if the high court refuses to take up the case, it may be back to the drawing board for the NLRB. [National Law Journal]
* The Am Law 100 law firm rankings are out, and it looks like there’s a new leader of the pack in terms of gross revenue. But which firm could it be? Not Skadden or Baker & McKenzie. We’ll likely have coverage on this later. [American Lawyer]
* Apparently the FBI wanted to continue questioning Dzhokhar Tsarnaev under Miranda’s public-safety exception, but a judge read the accused bomber his rights anyway. [Wall Street Journal (sub. req.)]
* “This case is over. Someone should put it out of its misery.” Be that as it may, New York’s attorney general is desperate to get AIG’s Maurice Greenberg on the stand at trial. [DealBook / New York Times]
* “I have had it with these motherf**king snakes in my motherf**king files!” This spring, clerks in this old Mississippi courthouse are finding more and more snakes filed under “Ssssssss.” [Associated Press]
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Law Reviews, Law Schools, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Dirty Sexy Law Review. Well, Dirty At Least.
A New York-area law school is infested with law review editors... -
Law Schools, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
When The Kids Are Away, The Rats Will Play. No, Seriously, There Are Rats Infesting A Law School.
Get these m*****f****** rats out of my m*****f****** law school... -
Biglaw, Fast Food, Food, Kenyon & Kenyon, Lawyerly Lairs, Nauseating Things, Rankings, White & Case
Biglaw's Best -- and Buggiest -- Cafeterias
Which major New York law firms have the greatest - and the grossest - cafeterias? -
Food, Law Schools, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Mice-Infested Law School in NYC
A New York area law school is having some problems with basic campus maintenance....
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Abortion, Biglaw, Family Law, Gay, Morning Docket, Old People, Partner Issues, Suicide, Vermin / Rodents / Pests, Women's Issues
Morning Docket: 03.08.12
* Lawyers at this Biglaw firm may learn a thing or two about respecting their elders later this week. Kelley Drye is close to settling an age discrimination suit filed by Eugene D’Ablemont, one of its many de-equitized partners. [Wall Street Journal]
* Well, this could definitely be one of the reasons why Cravath hasn’t given out any spring bonuses to associates yet this year. They probably had to spend all of their money to clean up their allegedly fly-infested cafeteria. [Am Law Daily]
* Women in Virginia will now be able to politely decline their pre-abortion transvaginal ultrasounds in favor of abdominal ones. Oh, how nice! Look at that, girls, we totally won the war on women. [CBS News]
* Things Dharun Ravi texted to Tyler Clementi on the night the latter committed suicide? “I’ve known you were gay and I have no problem with it.” Of course you knew, you watched his sexual encounters via webcam. [CNN]
* According to the Massachusetts Appeals Court, this equation makes sense: donor sperm + donor eggs + an estranged wife + consent to post-separation IVF = a child support obligation. [Boston Globe]
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Nauseating Things, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Bedbugs Back In Brooklyn D.A.'s Office
Another summer, another reason to never go to Brooklyn. Yes, my friends, the bedbugs are back in the King’s County District Attorney’s Office. Last summer, bedbugs invaded the KCDA’s office — and emails started flying around from concerned employees on the verge of having anxiety attacks. You’d think that given all the coverage and stress, […] -
Law Schools, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Why Did the Bedbug Cross the Road -- and Enter New York Law School?
Yesterday we received this horrified email from a law student at Seton Hall: “Have recently been informed that NYLS has bedbugs. EWWW!” When you’re the object of scorn emanating from Newark, you know you’ve got problems. [FN1] But the news appears to be true. Yesterday the New York Law School community was notified of a […] -
Plaintiffs Firms, Quote of the Day, Vermin / Rodents / Pests, Washington Post
Quote of the Day: Finally, A Practice Area That's Growing
Potential clients keep contacting me, almost daily. I’m going to have to take my number off our Web site. — Maryland lawyer Daniel Whitney of Whitney & Bogris, aka “the bedbug attorney,” in an interview with the Washington Post. -
Real Estate, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
There's Only One Way to Deal With Bedbugs: Release the Sharks
Now this is what I’m talking about. These bedbugs think they’re so powerful. They think they’ve got us by the balls. They think they can just come into this city and take things over. Well, in the words of Dr. Peter Venkman, “Nobody steps on [rich tourists sleeping at the Waldorf] in my town!” Light […] -
Biglaw, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Bedbugs Invade Winston & Strawn
Here in New York, we’re not worried about hurricanes, we’re not worried about terrorists, we’re not worried about whether or not Derek Jeter “cheated” to get on base. We are worried about one thing: bedbugs. Bed bugs are everywhere. Lat has this theory that we’ve reached bedbug epidemic stage and that everybody eventually will have […] -
Nauseating Things, Vermin / Rodents / Pests
Move Over, Muppets: Bedbugs Take Manhattan (D.A.'s Office)
I recently wondered, on Twitter, whether it’s only a matter of time before everyone in Manhattan has bed bugs. Bedbugs are like death and taxes: they will get you eventually, and the only question is when. For lawyers and staff in the legendary Manhattan District Attorney’s Office, the answer may be: soon. An employee in […]