Non-Sequiturs: 06.04.15

* New developments in everyone's favorite soap opera of a case: Faruqi & Faruqi LLP is cross-appealing the $140,000 judgment in favor of former associate Alexandra Marchuk. [Law360] * Whoa. There's one SEC Commissioner actually doing her job! So retro. Stay strong, Commissioner Stein. [Guile Is Good] * Congress is working on a bill to prevent companies from foisting non-compete clauses on employees making less than $31,200/year. But, but, then someone else might learn the important trade secret of the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices! [Lawyers, Guns & Money] * Senior and junior lawyers speak a different language. This article comes to us from the U.K., but the sentiment is universal, even if the phrase "bugger off" isn't. [Legal Cheek] * Prosecutor called Asian Americans "greedy foreigners." That goes over about as well as you'd expect. [Angry Asian Man] * David spoke with the Legal Talk Network about "the importance of friendship and family and the psyche of young lawyers who often compromise personal relationships for career ambitions." If you guessed they were discussing Supreme Ambitions (affiliate link), then you're right. [Legal Talk Network] * Where are LL.M.s valuable? [LLM-Guide] * Lawyer sues EFF for calling his patent stupid. We here at Above the Law would like to reiterate that this patent is brilliant and probably the most Earth-shattering invention since the light bulb. [Corporate Counsel] * Maybe legalizing drugs doesn't solve all the violence. [Seattle Times]