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I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 11 WOMEN WHO HAVE ACCUSED TRUMP OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT: But people should. Read the latest thing Trump's attorneys are doing to these women. I KNOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT MAKING PARTNER: But people rarely tell you how to actually do it. Read some inside tips here. LORD KNOWS I CARE ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE SEX TAPE: Because its existence helps my business. Not sure the courts need to care, though. But Joe Patrice explains that I should be glad they do. OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS: All you nerds have been out there making a hashtag out of #nameacivillawTVshow. And I don't care. You cannot make me care. NERDS. STOP. JESUS. IT'S FRIDAY, I WOULD PROBABLY BE HAPPIER SMOKING POT IN THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN: Except... I can't really swim that well.

I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE 11 WOMEN WHO HAVE ACCUSED TRUMP OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT: But people should. Read the latest thing Trump’s attorneys are doing to these women.

I KNOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT MAKING PARTNER: But people rarely tell you how to actually do it. Read some inside tips here.

LORD KNOWS I CARE ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE SEX TAPE: Because its existence helps my business. Not sure the courts need to care, though. But Joe Patrice explains that I should be glad they do.

OH MY GOD I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS: All you nerds have been out there making a hashtag out of #nameacivillawTVshow. And I don’t care. You cannot make me care. NERDS. STOP. JESUS.

IT’S FRIDAY, I WOULD PROBABLY BE HAPPIER SMOKING POT IN THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN: Except… I can’t really swim that well.

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